Donald J. Trump
Self
Jerry Schrager
Walter Hoving
Merv Griffin
Der Scutt
Ivana Trump
Ed Koch
Barron Hilton
Doc Brown
Gloria
Pete Rozelle
Roy Cohn
Le Club Boss
Hobo Oracle
Judge
Kid 1
Kid 2
Kid 3
Kid 4
Alf Voice / Alf Co-Operator
Alf Co-Operator
Janitor
Hanigan
Fat Boy
Frat Boy (as Joe Nuñez)
Nerd 1
Nerd 2
Security Guard (as Dave Ferguson)
Jury Foreperson
Tony
Shah Jahan
Little Trump
Little Robert (as Cooper Friedman)
Pool Boy
Time Travel Trump (as Time Travel Trump Mike Price)
NYC Zoning Board / Wedding BG
NYC Zoning Board
NYC Zoning Board / Juror / Club BG / Wedding BG
Seamstress
Juror / Club BG
Juror
Juror (as Pat O'Brien)
Juror / Club BG / General BG
Club BG / General BG
Club BG
NFL Reporter
Wedding BG
General BG
Spuds' Mom
General BG (as Douglas Mellard)
Self (archive footage)
Secretary
Self (archive footage) (uncredited)