The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (TV Series)
George Peppard/Charlie Callas/Dr. Geoffrey Bourne/Charles O. Finley (1976)
Johnny Carson: Self - Host
Quotes
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Johnny Carson : [on Tommy handing him a promotional product] When you do that, people think you don't like me; you come in, and you just - and then you run off... You know, come in with it... Just, you know, stand here and look like we're friends. People on the show should be close - we're like a family.
Tommy Newsom : Well, uh... you got a buck?
Johnny Carson : [laughs] ... We just... we don't want to be that much of a family, Tom.
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Charles O. Finley : The reason for these, uh - in my opinion - uh, astronomical, unjustified salaries for athletes today, it's not - it's not the athletes, believe me. It's these stupid owners that, uh, go out and - and offer that kind of money.
Johnny Carson : Well, now, you're an owner.
Charles O. Finley : Yes, I am - but I don't go out, uh, throwin' my money down the drain like - like some of the others do.
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Johnny Carson : What's the Southern accent like?
George Peppard : Well, John, I just did the Southern accent; you weren't listening yet.
Johnny Carson : Oh, I didn't hear it.
George Peppard : I see - well, you're not listening again.
Johnny Carson : If I said, "Major Denton, uh, are the silos ready?", how would you - how would you answer that?
George Peppard : Yes, suh.
Johnny Carson : Ah... Four years in acting class for "Yes, suh"?... "Yes, suh?" I mean, that's...
George Peppard : And another three years with Strasberg.
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Johnny Carson : If one wants to see this picture, when would - one might see it?
George Peppard : Oh... God knows; I don't know when they're gonna put it out. I mean...
Johnny Carson : Well, He gets in for nothing. But how for the rest of us?
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Dr. Geoffrey Bourne : [on Ringling Brothers' gorilla Gargantua] He used to wind a rope 'round his arm, and fling the other end out of his cage - and five guys used to get on the other end of it, and he would do *that* and pull five guys off their feet. So that's pretty strong - that's stronger than most football players.
Johnny Carson : So if a - so if a gorilla ever throws you a rope, don't...
Dr. Geoffrey Bourne : Don't pull it.
Johnny Carson : Obviously...
George Peppard : Thanks, John.