John (voice)
Elliot (voice)
The Nerd King (voice)
Sally (voice)
Linda (voice)
First Butler / Reporter Matt (voice)
Anchorman Eric (voice)
Pharmacist (voice)
Anchorwoman Donna (voice)
Confused Woman (voice)
Detective Cassidy (voice)
Detective Donahue (voice)
Reporter Cathy (voice)
Fire Chief (voice)
Reporter Jess (voice)
Archie (voice)
Older Woman (voice)
Publicist (voice)
Policeman (voice)
Mrs. McCullers (voice)
Youngster (voice)
Dispatcher Voice (voice)
Marvin Masterson (voice)
Brett Anderson / Second Butler (voice)
Business Woman (voice)
Policewoman (voice)
Mr. Kelly (voice)
Confused Guy #2 (voice)
Waitress (voice)
Friendly Cop / Confused Guy #1 (voice)
Reporter Sassy (voice)
French Maid (voice)
Timmy (voice)
Becky (voice)