John McBurney: [screaming] What have you done to me, you vengeful bitches?
Alicia: We can show 'em some really Southern hospitality.
Martha Farnsworth: It's seems the enemy... it's not what we believed.
Martha Farnsworth: I have to say, when they saw me they said, "there is nothing more frightening than a startled woman with a gun."
Martha Farnsworth: Bring me the anatomy book.
Marie: I wanted to bring this to you last night for fear that you might die before morning, but then I thought, since you were unconscious, you wouldn't be able to read it anyway.
John McBurney: That's very logical.
Marie: Are you Catholic?
John McBurney: I was baptized.
Marie: Well then, here's a prayer book for you.
John McBurney: Thank you.
Marie: I thought you might need to confess if you're on the verge of death.
John McBurney: Oh, I think I'll be able to hang around for just a little bit longer.
Martha Farnsworth: If we learn our lessons properly when young, we can expect a calm and happy life when faced with the distractions of the world.
Martha Farnsworth: [carrying Corporal McBurney outside their gate] Lay him here.