Tormund Giantsbane: Did you trip into the fire when you were a baby?
Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane: I didn't trip, I was pushed.
Tormund Giantsbane: And ever since, you've been mean.
Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane: Will you fuck off?
Tormund Giantsbane: I don't think you're truly mean. You have sad eyes.
Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane: You want to suck my dick, is that it?
Tormund Giantsbane: Dick?
Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane: Cock.
Tormund Giantsbane: Ah, dick. I like it.
Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane: I bet you do.
Tormund Giantsbane: Nope, it's pussy for me. I have a beauty waiting for me back in Winterfell. If I ever get back there. Yellow hair, blue eyes, the tallest woman you've ever seen. Almost as tall as you.
Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane: Brienne of Tarth.
Tormund Giantsbane: You know her?
Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane: You're with Brienne of fucking Tarth?
Tormund Giantsbane: Well, not with her yet. But I see the way she looks at me.
Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane: How does she look at you? Like she wants to carve you up and eat your liver?
Tormund Giantsbane: You do know her.
Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane: We've met.
Tormund Giantsbane: I want to make babies with her. Think of them - great big monsters. They'd conquer the world.
Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane: How did a mad fucker like you live this long?
Tormund Giantsbane: I'm good at killing people.