The Life of Mentos Man (2016)
Shane Meyers: The Mentos Man
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Quotes
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Random Canadian Dude : Good day, 'ey.
The Mentos Man : Oh no, man! No Mentos! NO MENTOS!
Random Canadian Dude : Oh no, I'm not here to give you, um, to give you Mentos. You look cold, 'ey.
[takes off jacket and hands it to Mentos Man]
Random Canadian Dude : Do you want this jacket?
The Mentos Man : That's... my jacket...?
Random Canadian Dude : You can have it, hoser. Take off knob.
[walks away]
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The Mentos Man : Alright, I have no friends... it's been bugging me lately. I'm new here. I get so discouraged when I try to look for friends.
The Mentos Man : [sighs] I don't know...
The Mentos Dealer : You need to believe in yourself.
Mentos Accomplice : Be yourself.
The Mentos Dealer : BELIEVE in yourself.
Mentos Accomplice : Just gotta be YOU, ya know?
The Mentos Man : ...I DON'T KNOW!
The Mentos Dealer : [to Mentos Man] You know what you need, my friend?
The Mentos Man : [delighted] You called me "friend"?
The Mentos Dealer : Shut up and have a Mentos!
[MENTOS Theme Plays]
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Mentos Friend : [jogging towards Mentos Man] Hey man!
The Mentos Man : Oh, hiiiiii!
Mentos Friend : You look like you're having a good time over here. What's going on?
The Mentos Man : Yeah, I'm having a great time! Just feeding the ducks!
Mentos Friend : It looks like they're enjoying it... what are you feeding them?
The Mentos Man : MENTOS!
Mentos Friend : [gasps] Can I have one?
The Mentos Man : Yeah!
[Hands him the Mentos]
The Mentos Man , Mentos Friend : YEAH!
[high fives and goes into the commercial]
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The Mentos Man : [nervously] Hi!
Tic-Tac Elevator Dude : Hey, you look like you need a Tic-Tac.
[hands him the case of Tic-Tacs]
The Mentos Man : [grabs a Tic-Tac and opens his palm to reveal a Mento] AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Tic-Tac Elevator Dude : You ok?
[Mentos Man punches him]