- Joel Hammond: Okay, we say we came across this murder site and we're just cleaning it up.
- Sheila Hammond: Who cleans up murder sites?
- Joel Hammond: I don't know. We're Mormons.
- Sheila Hammond: Mormons don't clean up murder sites.
- Joel Hammond: Mormons are helpful.
- Abby Hammond: Eric borrowed his stepdad's car.
- Eric Bemis: Please don't tell Dan. He loves this car. Keeps it covered with a blanket in the garage, which is how I'll end up if he finds out I took it.
- Joel Hammond: [to orderly in morgue] I'm just gonna give you $100, and that's just for opening the door. We need a body.
- Orderly: You gonna fuck it?
- Joel Hammond: [shocked] Yes, we're gonna fuck it.
- Sheila Hammond: All night long.
- Joel Hammond: So what would that cost? We'd want to take it with us, of course, because we're shy.
- Orderly: Well, you know, it's gonna cost extra 'cause there's two of you.
- Joel Hammond: That seems arbitrary. If you're renting a car, you don't pay per person.
- Orderly: You do if both people are fucking it.
- Sheila Hammond: Just tell us how much.
- Orderly: Five grand. Cash.
- Joel Hammond: Five grand. Jesus!
- Orderly: You got an expensive hobby, lover boy.
- Sheila Hammond: Oh, I miss food. Like, I'm seriously hungry.
- Joel Hammond: We're gonna kill people, sweetheart. We're gonna kill people, so you can eat them.
- Sheila Hammond: You don't have to do it with me, honey.
- Joel Hammond: We've been Joel and Sheila since high school. I'm not gonna bail on you now. So who do we kill?