- [standing next to Trace Beaulieu and Bill Corbett - who both played Crow on the original MST3K series]
- Kevin Murphy: My two favorite Crows are sitting right next to each other!
- [introducing Jonah Ray and Joel Hodgson]
- Bill Corbett: Please welcome the latest test subject of the Satellite of Love with -- stay with me, now -- the *original* test subject on the Satellite of Love, Jonah Ray and Joel Hodgson!
- [first words upon stepping on-stage with Joel to applause]
- Jonah Ray: You haven't even seen me yet! Keep your expectations low.
- Bill Corbett: Since it is coming from Minnesota, you'll detect notes of passive aggressiveness throughout.
- Michael J. Nelson: [sarcastically] Oh, it's a fine evening. It's a little different.