- Hamelac: Again, where are your friends.
- Commander Kelly Grayson: Well, the last time I saw them, one was banging your mom and the other was high-fiveing him.
- Captain Ed Mercer: No matter how much in love they are, for whatever reason it just doesn't work out. Sometimes one of them looses perspective on the relationship, and sometimes the other one has sex with a blue alien. Humans are very flawed animals that way.
- Isaac: Captain, it seems we have encountered a dictatorial theocracy.
- Captain Ed Mercer: Great, those are always fun.
- Dr. Claire Finn: [a quote from Ralph Waldo Emerson's 'Nature' essay, 1836] If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of god...
- Kemka: Many people refuse to accept an irrefutable truth simply because that truth puts them in the wrong.
- Dr. Claire Finn: [quotes William Byron Emerson] If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of god...
- Yaphit: [after Dr. Finn has turned down his date request] Well, looks like it's another night with just me and the toothpaste.