Quotes
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London Milton : [Luke is lifting weights, while watching his hostages, London Milton and Yasmin] Oh, I *really* love "Bratz Magazine", but, I just wish that you guys did more makeovers. You know, like, the right eyeshadow and eyeliner; can totally change your whole life!
Yasmin : Yeah, thanks! I'll suggest we do a whole issue devoted to eye makeup in our next editorial meeting.
London Milton : Hot!
[to Yasmin, looking over at Luke]
London Milton : Hey Yasmin, what'd you do to makeover Luke?
Yasmin : [to herself] She is *kidding* right?
London Milton : [looking at Luke] I mean, he could be *really* cute! He's already got a great bod!
Yasmin : [to herself, about Luke] She's *not* kidding!
Luke : [while lifting weights] Hey! Tough guys don't *do* cute.
[London winks and goes over to him]
Yasmin : [observing Luke and his wardrobe] Well, first, I'd start with his clothes. *Way* too much black! Makes his face look sickly.
Luke : [to London and Yasmin] Shut up!
[puts the weights down as London and Yasmin nod]
Luke : [to London and Yasmin] Really?
[Yasmin and London nod in agreement]
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Yasmin : [Yasmin is impressed the way she flipped Luke over in self-defence] Whoa, London! Where'd you learn that?
London Milton : [to Yasmin] Heiress Kidnapping Survival School.
[London brushes herself off]
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Kirstee : [continuing with their bragging, and London and Yasmin are getting bored] And *our* dad doesn't even pay income tax!
Kaycee : Yeah!
Luke : [finally getting annoyed with Kirstee and Kaycee, groans] That's it! I can't take it anymore! I got to shut you two up!
[walking over to London]
Luke : Give me your scarf!
[London hands her blue scarf over to Luke while he advances on Kirstee and Kaycee]
Kirstee : [to Luke, getting close to them] Hey! What do you think you're doing?
Kaycee : Yeah!
Kirstee : [Luke ties up Kirstee and Kaycee with London's scarf] That hurts!
Kirstee : [tied up to Kaycee with London's scarf] I'm going to report you for kidnapper brutality!
Luke : [to Kirstee and Kaycee] Shut up! I need some tape.
Kaycee : [to Luke] Uh, I have some tape for my nose job in my bag.
[Kirstee bumps Kaycee's head]
Kaycee : Oww!
[Luke starts searching through Kaycee's pink bag, trying to find the tape]
Kaycee : Hey, get your grubby hands out of there! That's, like, real imitation leather, you know! It costs 200 bucks!
[Luke pulls out a Bratz Magazine from Kaycee's bag and drops it on the floor]
Kirstee : [gasps in shock as she sees Kaycee with a Bratz Magazine in her bag] A "Bratz Magazine"? You *traitor*!
[singsong]
Kirstee : Burdine's going to feed you to the shredder!
Kaycee : Aww! But they had this really good article in there on supermodels!
[Luke finally finds the tape, and begins to tape their mouths shut]
Kaycee : Oww!
[Kirstee and Kaycee muffle through the tape]
London Milton , Yasmin : [to Luke, in unison] Thank you!
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Burdine Maxwell : [Burdine is trying to reach the Tweevils on her phone about the car being wrecked] Where on Earth are those *imbecile* interns?
Kaycee : [the Tweevils' phone rings; then Luke smashes the phone with a baseball bat] Hey, that was probably, like, really important!
Kirstee : Yeah! Like a free offer for long-distance service!
Kaycee : Uh, yeah!
Luke : [getting annoyed with the Tweevils] Would you stop with the "uh, yeah!" already? You're giving me a headache!
Yasmin , London Milton : [together, to the Tweevils, in unison] Yeah!