Atypical (TV Series)
A Nice Neutral Smell (2017)
Keir Gilchrist: Sam Gardner
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Quotes
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Sam : [narrating at his sister's track competition] In nature, animals sprint at top speed when escaping a predator. I don't know why Casey does it.
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Sam : Most girls still completely ignore me, even when I'm wearing a leather jacket. Except Paige.
Julia Sasaki : Who's Paige?
Sam : An annoying girl who's always bothering me when I'm wearing my headphones, and she wants me to study with her even though we're both getting "A" s.
Julia Sasaki : It sounds like she might like you.
Sam : Oh. Well, I I guess I should make her my girlfriend then.
Julia Sasaki : You just said that she was annoying.
Sam : Does that matter?
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Sam : [interrupting conversation with a teacher] Would you like to hang out, not in school?
Paige : [stuttering] Shut up. Are you kidding me? Yes!
Sam : Okay. Here's my address. I can't drive because my natural instinct is to close my eyes, but you can take the bus to Churchill and walk six blocks. Or you can take an Uber if you're over 18, per their policy I reviewed this morning.
