- Ravi Chakrabarti: I need another minute for the toxicology report. Liv changed our filing system. The deceased are now arranged by hotness quotient.
- Clive Babineaux: How does a zombie disappear from a walled city? If you scratched me right now, what's the first thing I'd do?
- Olivia Moore: Take Bozzio to Bone Town.
- Clive Babineaux: ...After that,
- Olivia Moore: All that sex talk made me horny. Mind telling Ravi that I left early to tap some ass?
- Clive Babineaux: [Rolls eyes] Yeah. I'll get right on that.
- [Writing note]
- Clive Babineaux: "Tapping that ass."
- Clive Babineaux: Can you confirm whether you sent the deceased the following text?
- [Reads]
- Clive Babineaux: "I hope your eggplant emoji falls off, and you drown in a pool of your own poop emoji. I hate your pig-face emoji, you rooster emoji."
- Olivia Moore: You know, I could catch any D I want in this place?
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Most of the guys in here are human.
- Olivia Moore: They won't be when I'm making them brains for breakfast.
- [Ravi gives her a look]
- Olivia Moore: Just kidding. I'm not gonna let them stay for breakfast.
- Clive Babineaux: [Going through victim's room] What the hell is a "Weener Kleener"?
- Ravi Chakrabarti: I'll bet it gives you a cleaner weiner.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: I'm taking you out tonight, Clive. I'm a phenomenal wingman.
- Clive Babineaux: I hate going out. Mmm-mmm.
- Peyton Charles: Oh, we know. It says so here in your list of "hates."
- [Looks at his tinder profile]
- Peyton Charles: You hate warm weather, and "This Is Us".
- Clive Babineaux: Yeah, it's emotionally manipulative.
- Olivia Moore: Think I'm gonna go catch that D I was talking about.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: I think I'm gonna go home and make love to my girlfriend.
- Olivia Moore: Don't be gross.
- Olivia Moore: [watching Clive trying to pick up women] Oh, code red. The herd has arrived.
- [Clive shows the woman his phone]
- Olivia Moore: That better be a photo of his penis.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: And it looks like she's crying.
- Olivia Moore: Okay, it probably is his penis.
- Amanda Lewis: You guys think I did this? No one kills a guy that gives her multiple orgasms.
- Clive Babineaux: I'm not sure that defense will hold up in court.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Clive should be himself, only fun and less tightly-wound.
- [Clive stares grumpily]
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Clive should be another person. A better person.
- Clive Babineaux: Just give me the hat, Liv.
- [Puts on fedora, wanders off]
- Ravi Chakrabarti: I was hoping for a Frosty the Snowman moment. And the instant we gave him the hat, he would become full of life. He'd have swagger. He'd be crackling with sexual magnetism.
- Olivia Moore: What kind of perverse version of Frosty the Snowman did they show kids in England?
- Olivia Moore: I was in the neighborhood. I thought maybe we could talk more strategy? Save a few more lives?
- Levon Patch: Is that before or after you texted me, "Down to duck"?
- Chase Graves: Roche is a dolt. No way he's the ringleader. I want you to buddy up to him.
- Major Lilywhite: Fun, fun.
- Chase Graves: If he likes getting a colonic, you take him out for his-and-his colonics. Make him a colonic-themed mixtape.
- Detective Cavanaugh: Hey, any idea why Liv Moore would text me "Down to duck" in the middle of the night? My wife was pissed, I had to sleep on the couch.
- Clive Babineaux: Did they have mirrors in the bathroom?
- Olivia Moore: Yes.
- Clive Babineaux: So you saw what you looked like and didn't take off the hat?
- Pretty Lady #2: So, what's the craziest thing you've ever seen on the job?
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Oh, Clive. You gotta tell this one. You're the raconteur.
- Clive Babineaux: Oh, um... Well, probably the middle-aged mom who was smashed by a falling AC unit. Brains and guts everywhere. Children walking by splattered with blood.
- Clive Babineaux: What are you doing
- Olivia Moore: I'm negging her, Clive.
- Clive Babineaux: Nagging?
- Olivia Moore: No, no, no. "Negging." I'm undermining her confidence so that she'll be more vulnerable.
- Chase Graves: Major is the new vice president of getting stuff done. Which means he outranks any of you because... Well, he gets stuff done.