Clyde Barrow / Frank Hamer / James Bond / Archangel / Elf / Krampus / Surgeon / Stork / Hilda Hippo / Bananas Gorilla / May-Lah / Gohan / Child Psychologist / Private / Bald Man / German Critic (voice)
Captain Fellows / Magneto / Hamer's Lieutenant (voice) (as Sterling Brown)
Dr. Manhattan / Captain von Trapp (voice)
Laurie Jupiter / Louisa von Trapp (voice)
Margaret / Brigitta von Trapp (voice)
Phoebe Buffay / Gretl von Trapp (voice)
Jesus Christ / Sergeant / S.W.A.T. Officer (voice)
Apocalypse / Dixon Butts (voice)
Lobster Lady / Psylocke / Liesl von Trapp (voice)
Bitch Puddin' / Furby Narrator (voice)
Kris Kringle / Huckle Cat / Hamer's Lieutenant (voice)
Soldier / Friedrich von Trapp (voice)
Piccolo / Soldier / Kurt von Trapp (voice)