Mika Harms
Ben Harms
Josh Lambley
Mayan Priest
Marvin Lovejoy
Andy Slimmick
James Worley
Joseph Worley
El Jade
Veronica Lake
Hector 'The Lawn Protector'
El Jade's son
Jocelyn Reynolds
The Gypsy
Morley Safer
The Director
Starry-Eyed Actress
Hotel Manager
Uncle Mark
Guatemala Hotel Theater Enthusiast
Guatemala Hotel Attendent With Answers
Nigerian Call Center Worker
The Kidnapping Tourist
Narrator / Clint Eastwood / Morgan Freeman / Robert DeNiro (voice)
Hood in Jail
Little Boy Blue Henchman
Little Boy Blue Henchman (as Gustavo Gonzales Estrada)
Rightfully Agitated Barista
Zombie Casting Director
Ben's Former Flame
Parisian Belle (as Daisy Hamilton)
Guatemala Hotel Henchman
Red Car Delivery Service
Head Henchman
Plane Guard Henchman
Cartwheel Asssassin
Delivery Man
Studio Security
Plastic Surgeon
Documentary Filmmaker (as Kojo Asiedu)
Boxmaster
The Catholic Priest (as Ian Ray Keane)
Amanda Lambley
The Desert Contact
Minute Man
Sarullo
Enthusiastic Camera Operator
The Manicurist
The Masseuse
Schedule Producer
Trunk Assassin
Mafia Truck Driver
Gate Guard Henchman
Wedding Guard / El Jade's Zombie Wedding Attendee
El Jade Thug
Guatemala Hotel Check-In Attendent
Ben's Best Friend
Mark's Partner
Zombie Actor's Accomplice
Minute Man Assistant
Attack Camel
Attack Horse
Mayan Snake
Zombie Auditioner
Zombie Auditioner (as Navarone Garibaldi)
El Jade's Zombie Wedding Attendee
Protester
Boxmasters' Concert Dancer
Dancing Frida