- Missy Cooper: I have to tell you something.
- Dr. Sandra Thorpe: Why don't you finish the test first?
- Missy Cooper: This can't wait. The other doctor's got a crush on you.
- [George, Mary, Connie, and Dr. Sturgis are watching the exam on a monitor]
- Mary Cooper: Oh, dear Lord.
- [back to the exam room with Dr. Thorpe and Missy]
- Dr. Sandra Thorpe: Oh, um... I don't... I don't think so. Let's get back to the test.
- Missy Cooper: Okay.
- Dr. Sandra Thorpe: Why? What did you see?
- Missy Cooper: When you're not looking, he stares at your tushie.
- Dr. Edward Pilson: Okay, Sheldon, this first battery of tests measures basic problem-solving abilities.
- Sheldon Cooper: Is the Kaufman test or the Wechsler Intelligence Scale?
- Dr. Edward Pilson: Are you familiar with those?
- Sheldon Cooper: It's embarrassing, but I enjoy a little light reading in the bathroom.
- Sheldon Cooper: [Dr. Pilson shows Sheldon part of a psychological test] A lion sitting in a chair, holding a pipe.
- Dr. Edward Pilson: Good. But what do you think is on his mind?
- Sheldon Cooper: How should I know? Maybe he's wondering why he's posing for a silly picture instead of eating a gazelle.
- Dr. Edward Pilson: Anything else?
- Sheldon Cooper: What exactly are we doing here? I thought the purpose of this study was to find out how smart I am.
- Dr. Edward Pilson: That's what we're doing, but there are different kinds of intelligence.
- Sheldon Cooper: Poppycock!
- Mary Cooper: [discussing a potential psychological examination involving the twins] Sheldon's already self-conscious about being different than other kids. I'm worried about how this might affect him.
- George Cooper Sr.: You're being too protective. He's a rock.
- Mary Cooper: A rock? Are we raising the same child? And what about Missy? Aren't these tests gonna make her feel bad that she's not as smart as Sheldon?
- George Cooper Sr.: [scoffs] I'm not smarter than Sheldon! It doesn't make me feel bad!
- Missy Cooper: Oh, she's very upset. I don't know why. Oh! Maybe she wasn't invited to the tea party at the monkey house.
- [Dr. Thorpe chuckles]
- Missy Cooper: Also, she's wearing a belt, like you are. Nice going. Very cute.
- Dr. Sandra Thorpe: [Mouths] Thank you.
- Missy Cooper: And I'm loving the hair.
- Missy Cooper: [Whispers] Yeah.