Bronco22

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Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles
(2001)

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST CROCODILE DUNDEE MOVIE OF THE YEAR.
Good fun abounds in this acceptable sequal. If you take this movie too seriously then you won't enjoy it. I say enjoy this movie for what it is and not for what it isn't. Paul Hogan is cool in this, Linda K. is kind of stale in her part. Finally, the Dundee trilogy is complete and so is my life, now. Good a' mate, i found me a croc' to wrastle. 6 out of 10.

Along Came a Spider
(2001)

GOOD MOVIE THAT MAKES ME FEEL WARM AND FUZZY DOWN IN THE COCKLES OF MY STOMCH.
I liked this movie, it wasn't as good as SE7EN, but it was an

entertaining mystery suspense. Mr. Freeman did a thumbs up job

and i applaud him. Kudos to the production team for making a

movie that was average. This movie wasn't anything special but it

worked. The end is cool. 6 out of 10.

The Bikini Carwash Company
(1992)

A DRIPPING WET FRUIT ROLLUP FILLED WITH A CHERRY CENTER.
This film goes down on my "Best soft core fluff of all time" list. I loved this movie. It has sentimental value to it along with non stop sensuality for me to oogle at while i sit around my room in my underwear and drink a broosky. I highly recommend this fluffy whip to anyone that likes to see naked women wash cars in the fun sun. 8 out of 10.

Maniac Cop 2
(1990)

Jolly good fun
I really liked this movie, it was fun and entertaining. The action was awesome, and the film was fairly well made. There were some twists that i didnt see coming, so i enjoyed that too. I hope that people can watch this movie and enjoy this for what it is and not for what it isn't. 7 out of 10

Paura nella città dei morti viventi
(1980)

DISAPPOINTING GORE FACTORY
I watched this movie and hoped for so much more, it was slow and not as "messed" up as i thought it would be. I know there are people out there that love this movie and think it is the greatest thing since sliced bread, but to be honest with you, i was hoping for something more along the lines of DEAD-ALIVE. Oh, well, i guess i'll just have to go rent DEAD-ALIVE again. 4 out of 10.

Hollywood Boulevard
(1976)

Hollywood home run hits high, aims low
This is a fun movie, especially if you like filmmaking you can apreciate the silly movie making gags. I wasn't expecting much when i rented this movie, but i ended up being entertained from beginning to end. It is stuffed full of nudity and silly humor to make this a sugercoated fluffy bunnyhop throught the Glitter Dome.

Rules of Engagement
(2000)

Entertaining run of the mill action/military/courtroom drama.
I liked this movie and enjoyed it, but i wasn't very impressed, in that it offered nothing fresh or original to an already tired genre. But the two leads(jackson and jones) did a good job and the story was interesting as well. With that i'd say that this is a recommendable film that will keep you intrigued throughout, but not leave an impression. **1/2 stars

Cape Fear
(1991)

ONE OF THE BEST!
This is one of the best movies of all time. Robert DeNiro is in top form, as well as Scorsese. I would highly recommend this awesome thriller.

The Postman
(1997)

THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST MOVIES OF THE YEAR!
This movie is truly one of the best movies of 1997. Kevin Costner is in top form. This movie, despite what ignorant people think, has one of the best stories. It is a story about hope and courage, one that inspires and uplifts. I hope that more people will see this movie and ignore its bad reviews. NOTE TO ALL THE CRITICS THAT P****D ON THIS MOVIE: there are a lot of other movies out there for you to p*** on... i suggest you leave this one alone and go do it, since you like being so critical.

****

Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol
(1987)

SPARKLING GLIDDER DOME WITH FLYING BUNNY RABBITS.
This movie was really good, it was funny, entertaining, and just down right fun. I really don't like people that can't sit down and enjoy a silly comedy for what it's worth. People like that should be put to sleep. -*** stars

A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge
(1985)

NOT GREAT, BUT NOT BAD.
This movie wasn't as scary as some of the others in the series,

but is was certainly effective and entertaining. Some scenes really stood out, like for instance when Freddy came out of Jesse's body- great special effects. When the coach got killed- another cool scene. Overall worth watching. -**1/2

Friday the 13th: A New Beginning
(1985)

A FEW TIPS ON HOW TO SURVIVE IN CASE A HATCHET WIELDING MANIAC IS AFTER YOU.
Rule no. 1: don't use the outhouse. Rule no. 2: stay away from the window. Rule no. 3: don't have sex

Maybe these few rules will help you to survive in case a hatchet wielding maniac is after you.

I must say, this movie wasn't as effective as some of the others in the series, but it did have a big body count and it certainly had its moments, the outhouse scene is memorable, as well as the hatchet through the window to the face scene. overall I liked this movie, but expected more suspense and less slice and dice. -** stars

Shades of Gray
(1997)

FLUFFY FOOTPRINTS IN THE SAND.
This movie was two things, 1- an erotic mystery with a good plot, and 2- a good mystery with two extremely fruit filled sex scenes that screamed out "get naked". Both were very effective, yes the sex scenes where kind of out of place, but who can argue with an erotic thriller. After the first sex scene I began to wonder if this was all a dream, or if it was a test to see if I would get naked and rub cooking oil all over myself and run down the street at 4:12 am. So I just froze for 15 minutes straight, without blinking once, and then when I felt it was safe, I crawled under my bed and went to sleep until morning, when the dream was over. But if it was a dream, why was I naked and covered with cooking oil? -** stars

Beach Babes 2: Cave Girl Island
(1995)

SPHERICAL FRUIT COCKTAIL WITH LOTS OF SQUIRTS OF LEMON STRAWBERRY'S.
You can't ask for a better sweat factory than this chewy delight from naughtyland. An awesome sex scene every 10 minutes that lasts exactly 4, heck, you can practically set your watch by it. You can't ask for a better movie on Cinemax at 3:15am.

As I stood naked in the darkness of my cold rec room watching this suger-coated circus at 3:45 in the morning, I cried at the power and boldness that this ripe fruity gem poured out on me. The glow shined through the 21 inch screen and lit up the room and my naked body, illuminating every shadow that it casted off of the objects that accompanied me and grew stronger with every frame of sparkling radiance. Every now and then I think back to my time of watching this salty pebble and wonder if it was all a dream, or maybe a mere fantasy that took over and made me Brock Landers for 82 minutes of fluffy floating. -***1/2 stars

Midnight Tease
(1994)

AFTER SEEING THIS DELICIOUS WATERMELON, I AM A NEW MAN, IMMORTAL UNTIL THE END OF TIME.
There's nothing like a good old fashion stripper movie to make me feel happy when I am sad. After watching this wet walnut, I have no doubt that I am immortal and that I will never have to sleep again. And, since seeing this crackling rose, I have taken control of my life and kicked out all of the trolls and dwarfs that where living in the walls of my house on to the street. I am a new man with a new identiy. A man that will stand up for justice and the weak. I hope everyone else that saw this movie will feel the same. -**1/2 stars

Little Odessa
(1994)

DAWN FADED COW HERD WITHOUT THE COWS.
Boy was this movie boring. Wait, or may be it was just so exciting that I couldn't stand it and I ran into the wall and knocked myself unconscious. Or maybe it bored me so much that I just fell asleep. All I know is that while I was watching this yarnball, I caught myself staring at the wall and wondering if Yoda had any part in my life whatsoever. After sitting through this overly exciting movie, I feel like I will live forever. -**

Sins of Desire
(1993)

DRY FRUIT WITH TOO MANY SEEDS.
This movie should have been better, one memorable sex scene and that's it. 30 minutes into this tropical peanut I started having flashbacks of when Rodrigo tied me to an orange tree and made me sing "bar stools and baby's don't mix". I surely would have been a lot happier and not so loony if they would have at least put two more suger cubes in this cup of luke warm mocha. -*1/2 stars

Night Eyes Three
(1993)

JUICY EYE CANDY.
Boy I just love it when titty movies try to take themselves seriously, just like every shanan tweed movie does. And they sure are fun. This movie could have used a little more spice and perhaps some more suger. Overall this was a boring pillow hug with rosy smells and bunny's named Cheechee. -*1/2 stars

Secret Games
(1992)

DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE GEM WITH HARD CANDY SHELL.
Flowing like a river, this movie gushes over the viewer and causes waves of delight and triumph. As I watched this pounding river flow over me, I felt like a deer panting for the water through a wide open field of daisies and bunny rabits, finding its treasure only to be satisfied by the powerful intoxicating thirst quencher. Pounds of beauty overpower the viewer to the point of surrender, giving the viewer no outlet or way of escape. One is only enthrolled by the majestic mystical beings that dominate the screen. When its over, one can only thirst for more and then drowned in a pool of ecstasy from the sequel.

Hard Hunted
(1992)

WOW. THIS MOVIE CHANGED A NATION AND NOBODY REALIZES IT.
This movie introduces us, the american public, to a concept that will in the end rule the world, beautiful scantily clad women with guns that have sex with equally attractive men and fight terrorists in between. After I saw this fruity role up of genuine classiness, I said to myself... "self, that was a great movie, a movie that will have people talking for generations to come, a movie that will define a nation and break the hold of communism as we know it." And the silly goobers of America don't even realize this. I hope that this powerful nose goblin will change you to. -**1/2 stars

The Rain Killer
(1990)

GREAT SEX SCENES. GOOD MOVIE.
This fluffy sugar-coated bunny hop was sure fun. It was an effective mystery that delivered. This sweet pickle got a little side-tracked and got involved with the stripper character, but never mind that, because she supplied some juicy eye candy if you know what I mean. -**1/2 stars

Naked Obsession
(1990)

SALTY FRUIT BASKET THAT TASTES LIKE KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN.
I liked this passionate fluffy gem that had classic strip scenes that screamed out Oscar. Oscar is my name. As I watched this epic deer frolick through the desert, I asked myself "am I really here? Am I really naked in this closet I call home? Do I want pizza or cereal right now?" those are the questions I pondered. I couldn't come up with answers because I was so captivated by the beauty and radiance of the lead actress. She made me feel like I was Fredrico and that this was my castle. I often found myself sitting on top of my television set naked, perched over the top watching this movie from above. I didn't care that it was 5:19am and that I had to get up at 7:00, this was all to captivating to miss, especially with constant sex and nudity, I couldn't turn off the TV and say "no". It was almost a rule or a law that I finish watching it. I couldn't escape the clutch of pure erotic fruit that so intoxicated me to the point of no return. -**1/2 stars

I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
(1998)

COULD HAVE BEEN BETTER. I WAS LET DOWN.
I was really looking forward to this movie and was excited to see it, but I was let down. First of all, it was predictable, I'm sorry to say. And it lacked the suspense that it easily could have had more of. Don't get me wrong, it did have its moments, but not enough. Also, it did have to meany cliches. I really wanted it to be better. Oh, and did Kevin Williamson just get lazy when he got to the climax of this script and just use the end of SCREAM instead? But on a positive note It was fairly made and well acted,and I have to admit that Jen's boobs are the highlight of this fairly unsatisfying daisy romp.

I hope the next one is better. -**

The Specialist
(1994)

LEAVE THE MOVIE ALONE, IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
I for one thought that this is an effective action movie that was really entertaining. I don't know what people's problem is that they have to dump on this movie so bad. It was good. -*** stars!

Into the Night
(1985)

FUN MOVIE.
This movie is not all that wonderful, but it is still a nice little treat to watch. It is well done and is entertaining. The actors are good and the script is fair. Goldblum is at his usual stuff along with michelle pfieffer. -**1/2 stars

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