A movie which generates few strong feelings, good or bad This film manages to skirt the edges of boredom for its entire length without actually falling in. It's about 80% watchable, 10% teeth-grating PC platitudes and 10% mildly interesting. The interesting: Jeremy Irons is a delight to watch. I hope he didn't break his teeth on the scenery. The carpet trap is good, and the fate of the odious comic relief is certainly a relief. The feel of the film somehow manages an undefinable sense of the game. I'm not sure how, but it does. Perhaps a badly-played game with a very poor DM, but the game nevertheless. The Teeth-gritting: Elves spouting envirospeak about dragons being precious things; An Empress who rules by the power of a rod of dragon control declares everyone equal,as if that was some sort of legal definition. I can only assume she means "Equal under my absolute rule." Some of the more obviously stolen scenes, and there are many, from George Lucas films. The Primary Villain's Henchmen's makeup choices. The rest of the movie is an assemblage of scenes edited together, often in senseless ways, which one just watches with no particular feeling except to note inconsistencies. Gamers will note that these characters are pretty low-level and obviously useless, and there's no way they could roll well enough to make it through this game alive. The acting, with a few exceptions, is merely adequate, but the characters portrayed are so stereotypical that it's difficult to see how they could have been better. The special effects are of the quality of a modern video game, and are poorly used. There's very little magic in evidence in the script, so we don't get to see cool spells. The dragons, well...they have the interest of the droid soldiers from Phantom Menace and less personality. They're just monsters, not characters, so the relative quality of their animation is rather moot. They really don't add anything. You don't care if one dies, and there are far too many in evidence to focus on any one. So, sorry--while this film is watchable, I can't see any reason to see it in theatres. Rent the video when it comes off the new release section.
I rate it a 5.