Dr_Naif
Lifetime Total
5+
IMDb Member
23 years
Reviews
Valerie (1986)
It hasn't any funny moment
I can't remember a worse show than this. Family Hogan is boring and meaningless. I never found a laughable joke. This must be product of a lame mind. Pathetic from the very beginning, more ridiculous even than `7th Heaven', although Linkan-3 can doubt it. Too moralist, the subjects are never smart. But the Hogans will please old ladies who had never seen that machine called TV.
Five Aces (1999)
No doubt, the worst movie I have ever seen in my life
There is nothing interesting in the whole movie for the 95 minutes of the soporific runtime. I had never seen anything so boring and depressing. Don't dare to watch it, as it's a complete waste of money and time and you will just be wishing to end for God's sake!
Charlie Sheen stars here... so what? His role is petty, but just like the roles of the rest of the crew. Their goal seems to induce the audience to sleep.
In a few words, Five aces is insipid, tasteless, stupid, meaningless, illogical, and whatever ugly adjectives you want to add. The screenplay is awful and it's lamely directed. But, what is the story about anyway? About five depressed/ing friends who talk about their by no means interesting life issues during the whole thing. Who could find this enjoyable at all?
Oh, and let's not forget the end... that's the worst by far! A fair, though, to a whole disastrous work!
Definitely, I doubt I'll ever watch anything NON-PURPOSELY worse than Five Aces.
Charlie Sheen stars here... so what? His role is petty, but just like the roles of the rest of the crew. Their goal seems to induce the audience to sleep.
In a few words, Five aces is insipid, tasteless, stupid, meaningless, illogical, and whatever ugly adjectives you want to add. The screenplay is awful and it's lamely directed. But, what is the story about anyway? About five depressed/ing friends who talk about their by no means interesting life issues during the whole thing. Who could find this enjoyable at all?
Oh, and let's not forget the end... that's the worst by far! A fair, though, to a whole disastrous work!
Definitely, I doubt I'll ever watch anything NON-PURPOSELY worse than Five Aces.
Stir of Echoes (1999)
A mixed of Sixth Sense and The Shining. Result: an offal
A child who talks to the dead, a child who has the shining (in this film, the shining is called `the eyes' and `the lantern', what a wooden bowl!). Where had I seen that thing?
This film is a copy of two great movies (Sixth Sense, The Shining), but is worst in all the aspects. It has a few moments of suspense, and nothing of horror. There is a lot of annoyance, above all because half of the time Kevin Bacon (what a poor actor) is digging in his house.
Moreover, this movie has many unpardonable foozies, the screenplay is neither credible nor attractive at all, and it has one of the worst finals I have ever seen in my life.
3 out of 10, never more.
This film is a copy of two great movies (Sixth Sense, The Shining), but is worst in all the aspects. It has a few moments of suspense, and nothing of horror. There is a lot of annoyance, above all because half of the time Kevin Bacon (what a poor actor) is digging in his house.
Moreover, this movie has many unpardonable foozies, the screenplay is neither credible nor attractive at all, and it has one of the worst finals I have ever seen in my life.
3 out of 10, never more.