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I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
(2009)

The best independent comedy quite possibly ever.
Tucker Max. You either love him or hate him. The internet blogger has made his own movie doing it his own way and he has split the viewers down the middle.

The fanboys who love his every move and the haters who hate him for no apparent reason. Both sides are prejudice but the only thing that matters is the material. If the material is good then it should speak for itself.

Well, it does. And it speaks in a loud, rude, abrasive manner. And it is consistently funny while doing so. The movie in itself is not entirely without flaws. The movie is independently made and sometimes it feels a bit low budget. However that doesn't stop the movie from making you laugh out loud several times. Few movies have the power to due that and this one does.

This is a funny, smart mans comedy. The dialogue is witty, fast paced, and dripping with intelligence. The acting is solid, nothing spectacular but the actors did a great job portraying regular characters in crazy situations.

Those who disparage the movie most likely hate Tucker Max and either did not see the movie or are completely blind to a smart humor. Ignore the overly negative reviews of this movie, and make your own decision.

My advice: See this one. As soon as it comes to a theater near you. It is well worth the price of admission. Few movies are. This one is. Don't miss it.

The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course
(2002)

Crikey, mates!
I was able to catch this film at a pre-screening. Being a fan of the Croc Hunter myself, I was curious to see the film. Well, if you've seen the show, you pretty much know what to expect.

It pretty much plays out like one of his shows, but thankfully, never gets boring. Steve Irwin was his usual self, ("Crikey mates! Dija see that?") which gave the film some much needed humor.

Some will call it tiresome and just plain silly, and I might see where they're coming from. But if you're a fan of the Croc Hunter like me, I urge you to see it if you can. Highly Recomended!

Rating: 7 out of 10

Joshua
(2002)

A Pretty Powerful Movie.
Joshua, what a film. Though it's not great, and the screen play is a bit weak, it seems to really be carried by the wonderful acting performance, and the touching music. It makes you look at life in a new way...and it's a pretty Powerful movie. It still has flaws, but it's a good movie for those who like confusing ones, that make sense as it goes on. If you get a chance to see it...it's not a waste of time. It's really good...really.

Rating: 7 / 10

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
(2001)

An objective look at a masterpiece...
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

Critique: 9 out of 10

Hollywood does the same thing every year. In the attempt to make money, films are released whether they have good artistic merit or not. The film genre's usually vary, as well as the time slot they are released. Gross, sick comedies are released fairly often, with the filmmakers throwing as many lewd jokes in as possible to shock the viewer. Romantic comedies are usually spaced fairly far apart, as so the viewer doesn't realize they saw the same exact storyline a few months ago. Action films come out occasionally, and yet when they do it's either hit or miss. Sadly these days, they seem to be more misses than hits. Adventure flicks, such as the 'Indiana Jones' classics, come out rarely, and when they do, they are embarrassing cheap rip-offs. However, the release of The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring has certainly proved otherwise.

The plot although somewhat original, is a good solid one. In a land called Middle Earth, a number of rings were created and given to several beings, with the dark lord Sauron forging one to control the land and all life. When Sauron was defeated, the ring fell from him and was passed down for centuries to other beings. The latest being, a hobbit known as Bilbo Baggins. Bilbo's close friend Gandalf, a powerful, yet wise wizard persuades Bilbo to hand the ring down to his nephew Frodo who knows very little about the ring. Bilbo reluctantly gives it to Frodo, only then does Frodo find out that the ring is full of evil and that Sauron has risen and is searching for the ring. Gandalf persuades Frodo to leave his home, and accompanied by some friends, Frodo leaves. Soon Frodo finds out that the only way the ring can be destroyed, is to cast it in the fires of Mount Doom where it was made. The only problem with that is, that's exactly where Sauron dwells.

After almost 50 years, J.R.R Tolkien's beloved classic finally makes it to the big screen, and to say it bluntly, I was not disappointed. The movie is a perfect example how to make an excellent film. The direction is something fabulous I haven't seen in quite a while. Peter Jackson just might earn himself an Academy Award nomination for Best Director. Jackson does an excellent job of bringing the beauty of Middle-Earth to the screen. The task was no easy one, filming three movies at the same time had never done before in cinema history. Yet, the film never feels confusing, and it plays out perfectly on the screen. The storyline is never hard to follow, and Tolkien's story is followed closely. While some scenes were omitted and others were added, the film never strays too far from the book. While some 'die-hard' Tolkien fans might have a problem with that, the changes were really made to make the film more understandable. The transition from book to movie is quite a difficult one, yet Jackson and his team were devoted to staying close to the storyline, and they did nothing short of a great job.

The film is a marvel on the screen and definitely a wonder to behold. The scenery is beautiful, and the sets look very believable. The choice for filming location New Zealand was obviously an excellent one. The cinematography is something that makes the story so believable. If the film had been shot in any other location, the film's storyline wouldn't seem so real. Yet, when we see the camera sweeping around the beautiful scenery, we know it's New Zealand, but we are tricked into thinking Middle-Earth actually did exist. Besides feasting your eyes on the gorgeous landscapes, the special effects, are definitely something to behold. The folks behind all the eye candy, really outdid themselves. A CGI effect team created a project called WETA, a state of the art program to bring the monsters and villains in the movie to life. WETA did such an amazing job, one wonders if the hideous monsters displayed on the screen really did exist.

As with any film, in order to make the story believable the performances have to be strong. The chemistry the actors perform is excellent, with Sir Ian McKellen ("X-Men", "David Copperfield") doing an excellent job as the quick tempered, yet wise wizard Gandalf. Eljiah Wood ("Forever Young", "Oliver Twist"), does a perfect job as the young precocious wide-eyed hobbit Frodo, suddenly thrown into a sea of danger. Viggo Mortenson ("Witness," "28 Days") plays the perfect Aragorn, perfecting the rugged hero's character. Supporting performances are excellent as well, with Sean Astin ("Rudy", "Courage Under Fire"), Billy Boyd ("Soldier's Leap", "Urban Ghost Story"), Dominic Monaghan (British TV Series "Hetty Wainthropp Investigates") and the rest performing marvelously.

Not to say the film doesn't have it's share of problems, it does have them, yet they are quite few. One thing I objected to was that the film seemed a little too dark for my taste. While the books were just as dark, it really depended on how far your imagination went. Some will complain that the film abruptly ends, while that's not a major flaw to anyone who has read the books, other's will find themselves scratching their heads out of curiosity wondering what in the world just happened.

Though the film has a few problems, the film's many fascinating scenes obviously outweigh the darker ones. The film works so well, the filmmakers should be definitely be noticed during award time. Yes, it's that good, and is easily one of the best films of the year. As such The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Rings rates as a 9 out of 10.

Winnie the Pooh & Christmas Too
(1991)

A Christmas Classic
Winnie the Pooh and Christmas Too! may not be *the* best Christmas special out there but it's certainly a Christmas classic. There are two segments to the program, one (my favorite) were Pooh mistakenly believes the letter he sent to Santa Claus doesn't get delivered. So, Pooh dresses up as Saint Nick, throws together some "presents" and try's to deliver them. The turn out is quite hilarious, with Tigger delivering some of the best lines. It's one of the best "New Pooh's" that have been made. The second segment has somewhat of a Dumbo storyline. Piglet believes he can't ice skate, but when he retrieves the "Magic Earmuffs" he can skate perfectly fine. Only when Piglet loses his earmuffs, disaster strikes. Everything turns out fine, and even though it's storyline is a little more predicable than the first, it's still a lot of fun to watch. Even though it isn't "A Charlie Brown Christmas" or "Rudolf the Red Nosed Raindeer" it's still wonderful, and I strongly recommend you seeing it!

Gladiator
(2000)

Today I saw a film become more powerful than any other...
Critique: 8 out of 10

Back in 1959, MGM released a film that critic's hailed and audiences adored. This film went on to win eleven academy awards, and instantly becoming a classic all around the world. This was director William Wyler's Ben-Hur. Nearly 40 years after that, comes an epic-like film, with a similar storyline, titled Gladiator. An entertaining, well-made movie, that brings back the treasures of yesterday.

The plot, although original, is cleverly written by screenplay writer's, David Franzoni, John Logan, and William Nicholson. General Maximus (Russell Crowe) the greatest military leader Rome has ever had. After defeating, the Germanic renegades, Maximus is looking toward going home to his wife and son soon. Yet, the dying Emperor, Marcus Aurelius wishes to give the throne over toward Maximus, instead of the rightful heir his reckless son, Commodus. Maximus isn't thrilled about the idea, and tells the Emperor he'll think about his decision. Though, before Maximus can give his answer, Commodus hears about this and kills his father out of anger. Commodus takes the throne immediately, and asks for Maximus support.

When Maximus doesn't give it, Commodus is furious and orders to execute him and his family. While Maximus barley escapes, he family doesn't. Wounded emotionally and physically, Maximus passes out, only to be captured by slave traders. Purchased by a former Gladiator, Proximus (Oliver Reed), Maximus finds himself competing in small gladiator contests. As Maximus becomes more popular, he discovers he may be able to take revenge on the man who killed his family.

Director Ridley Scott ("Blade Runner", "Hannibal") brings to the screen, some enormous cinematography, making you feel as if you were right there among the characters. The Gladiator fight scenes are brought to life, from clever camera angles, and the frequent shaking of the camera.

Russell Crowe ("Proof of Life", "The Insider") performs wonderfully, and brings to life his character's emotions. Joaquin Phoenix, plays the corrupt young Emperor well, and delivers a believable performance being crude, selfish, and full of hate against Maximus.

Supporting Actress Connie Neilson, ("Mission to Mars," "Soldier") plays the emperors sister, and Maximus former love interest (something that should have been discussed a bit more). Oliver Reed, does a fantastic job as Proximo, the retired Gladiator, who's quest is to help Maximus win his freedom.

Violence. This movie is filled with it, from a man being sliced in half, from decapitation's. While, I wouldn't have made the film this gory, it does make for a completely realistic feel!

This film is a wonderful, it has a few flaws, but besides them it has become an instant classic around the world. Though, not everyone will enjoy this film as much as I did, it's worth seeing. I give it: 8 out of 10.

Carman: The Champion
(2001)

A Knock Out Action Film of one man over coming the odds.
You won't be on the ropes with this film, a Knock Out performance by the actors, and a well done fight directing job! Action fills this film, from fights to car explosions!

There is a "Rocky" feel to this film in the fight jobs, same type of bad guy, and the same old underdog taking the on the odds. Only this champ is much to old to fight, and it takes something stronger then punches, will power. A good message, with a touch of romance, and your share of action. Very well done, and worth the price and the time to watch this film, a surprise ending leaves you feeling stronger then before.

You Lucky Dog
(1998)

A Little Bit Too Far Fetched...
What if you knew what a Dog was really saying and thinking? Maybe it could earn you millions as it does in this film. A neat plot, with a good way to portray it. The acting is a little stiff by everyone, except Kirk Cameron and Noble in the film. They were MUCH too good actors/actress' to get a role in this silly film. I must say that Kirk Cameron did a wonderful role in this film, and acted his part perfect. He also knew how to act a Dog, which isn't easy. For some people, this movie may be a little Far Fetched, but all together, it is a good, funny, entertaining movie, with Kirk Cameron as a great actor! Don't bark up the wrong tree, just sit back and watch a good fun movie with all.

The Wonderful World of Disney: The Growing Pains Movie
(2000)
Episode 3, Season 4

Grown Up For The Better! Kirk Cameron hits it big!
The "Growing Pains" show was always full of fun. But made into a movie was more like a drama then a comedy. I must say the acting was ten times better, and once you watch the whole thing, you begin to like the seaver family. Although, you do miss the old house, and it seems a little too big for the Seaver family. It grows on you. I must say that Kirk Cameron has become a perfect actor, and seems that he now really knows how to act and isn't that "corny little kid" anymore. In fact, Kirk was the highlight of the movie. The plot was a little weak and could have been better...but all and all it was pretty good. If anything, maybe they should take another shot at it with another plot, because there was something I liked about it. Good...nice...funny...movie. It was pretty good! I would not be surprised if Hollywood grabed Kirk Cameron back for a few new movies...he has what it takes.

Left Behind
(2000)

Seeing IS Believing
A thrilling ride is ahead of you. Prepare your self for Left Behind. After watching this movie I was shocked. I had seen all the other attempts to bring the book of Revelation to the big screen, and they were good efforts, but they always lacked something. When Left Behind stepped up, I had no idea what I was in for. Packed with explosions, chases, and other thrilling things, it still brings out the important message. When the time comes....

Will YOU be Left Behind?

Revelation
(1999)

Thilling, Exciting, Better than Bond.
Boy! Out of all the movies I have seen, this one is the best. If you like thrillers and have not seen this, you are missing out. The only draw back is that it is only 97 minutes and you wish it was longer. But it is wonderfully done! Here is the report card for the movie: Thrilling: A+ Acting: A- Special Effects: B+ Romance: None, but Stone is in search of his family. So... B+ Humor: A- Holly Wood Style: A+

Over all what the rating should be on IMDB: 9.1

If you have seen it, you will agree!

It should have had a bigger end to it, but there was no time.

The Secret of Roan Inish
(1994)

I really hate bad mouthing movies, but....
I really hate bad mouthing movies but....WHO CAME UP WITH A SCRIPT LIKE THIS?!?!? And what is a "Selkie"!?!? It's creepy, for one thing, there's some material, that isn't suitible at all, and it just had no Plot to it. I watched it and wanted to turn it off, but I din't have the remote. I wanted to leave. Please, this movie is directed well, but that's it. I'm sorry. DO me a favor, don't watch it, you might as well, be sick.

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