whitemanwalking

IMDb member since June 2006
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    5+
    IMDb Member
    17 years

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One Tree Hill
(2003)

Wow...
I didn't actually watch this when it first came out, i only started watching it about 6 weeks ago when I bought season one at a video store. All i can say is, this show is awesome. I have not been able to turn the DVD off, I am now finished with seasons 1-4 in less than 2 months.

I love everything about this show, the plot lines, the characters, the conflict. Its all freaking great. i have grown to know all the characters and respect them in their own way. Lucas, Nathan, Haley, Peyton, Brooke, Karen, whitey, Kieth, mouth, rachel, bevin skills, deb, and Dan i suppose are all cool in their own way.

I think that i will probably start watching them all again.

Band Camp
(2005)

Awful...just....Awful
This movie was cr*p. This is possibly the worst movie i have ever seen, as soon as i saw this in the video store, I thought "hmm, this movie doesn't look very good since only 2 of the characters from the first three were there (The Sherminator and Jims dad). But i thought, hey maybe ill be surprised. Boy, was i wrong. I only bought it because i loved the first three.

The actor that played Matt was absolutely cr*p as stiflers brother. He was a terrible impersonator of him and he sounded nothing like him, the only thing he even got close to being the same is, the laugh and even that was a bit off.

I love Eugene levy as an actor but even he couldn't save this horrible piece of Hollywood excrement. I can see why none of the other actors wanted to return.

So in short: 1) Not funny 2) Sh*te acting 2) Terrible Stifler impersonator

this is all i have to say on this. Oh, and one more thing, DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE!

Coach Carter
(2005)

I loved this movie!
I think, no, I know that this is greatest sports movie of all time. When i saw this movie i thought it was a bit slow, but it then started to speed up a lot. And obviously other people in the theater thought so because they started cheering in the theater. This movie targets every part of teenage life when you are growing up in a place like Richmond. Drug Dealing, alcohol, guns, and teenage pregnancies are all targeted in this film. I think this is a great inspirational movie for teenagers all over the world; train hard= Good things happen, study hard= Great things happen. The only flaw that I could find in this movie was that the character "Kyra" played by Ashanti says that she will get an abortion this will tell young pregnant girls that it is okay to have abortions (its not). All the actors performed spectacularly, Sammuel L. Jacksons never seizes to amaze me in his roles. All the basketball players performed amazingly, dunking and whatever.

So in the end, this is a GREAT film and I highly recommend that if you haven't seen it you better get your a*s to the video store and buy it, you will NOT be disappointed.

Road Trip
(2000)

As Cartmen would say: "That was hella cool"
Ummmmm, what can i say about "Roadtrip"?, this movie was extremely funny. It brings you non-stop laughs.

This is a movie about a dude named err, i forget what he was named but whatever, he has been love with a girl named Tiffany Henderson since he was like 5 years, after high school they both go to their separate colleges. Josh (I remember now) goes to Ithaca, New York and Tiffany goes to Austin, Texas. This is going to be there most challenging...challenge? yet; A long distance relationship. Josh is unable to get in touch with tiffany on a weekend they were supposed to talk on the phone and he thinks that she is possibly cheating on him. So he goes out and scr*ws some other chick (Amy Smart) and in an attempt to show Josh how wild she is, She decides to tape it. In the morning, Josh awakes to a terrible surprise, his friend Ruben mailed it to his girlfriend thinking it was a gift for tiffany. This is where their adventure begins.

So off Josh goes to Austin to get the tape before Tiffany gets it. He brings along the usual suspects in this type of movie: 1)E.L, a man on a mission: To have s*x with as many girls as possible before graduation. 2)Ruben, a pot smoking genius 3)Kyle, a loser who has a car so naturally, they bring him along in exchange for the car.

All the way they encounter lots of different things: Car blows up, donating sperm, stealing a bus from a blind chick, a pot smoking gram pa and getting laid.

When you go into the theater, you do not expect this to be very good, you think this is going to be all about s*x, drugs, and alcohol, but guess what? its not, its much more than that, it has friendship and whatever.

WARNING: I do suggest that you see this movie on a guys night out, this is not really a movie to see with your girlfriend as there is a lot of nudity (female) and sex. (unless of course she likes that kind of stuff, then by all means bring her too. ;) )

So all in all this was an extremely funny film with loads to laugh about. GO WATCH IT!!

EuroTrip
(2004)

Funny as hell
As my one line summery points out, this movie is funny as hell. A lot of people asked me, do you think that this movie is as funny as "American Pie"? My answer? Yes! it may even be funnier than American Pie. When I saw this in the Store, the first thing that i wondered was, is this going to be as good as "Roadtrip"? (I loved "Roadtrip" by the way). The was simply; yes it was even better than "Roadtrip". This movie made me laugh even harder than when i watched "Roadtrip". My 12 and 13 year old brothers watched this with me and even they loved it. Even though there were a few topless scenes and some sexual jokes they still loved it.

all in all this is a great movie and anyone age 12-40 will love it.

Bring It On
(2000)

oooookaaay????
This movie was NOT the greatest movie in the world but it was alright. it was not the greatest plot line but then again, it wasn't the worst either. it was very surprising at the end when they did not win the championship but that what made it so special.

When i saw this movie, one of the things that struck me most was the way that they portrayed the "East Compton Wildcats" this was the black cheerleading squad. This movie was so stereotype toward the African-American Society and the way they talk that it shocked me when this movie was released (2000) this movie should have been released in the early 50's.

This movie was good. But Definitely not the best sports movie ever made

Honey
(2003)

Great film
This was great film whit a great storyline about a poor, big city girl trying to make it big. yes, this film was a little predictable because the Video Director just happened to be in the club when honey won the dance off thing with that other girl. on the Other and there a lot of different issues one would face if he/she was poor and lived on the streets of New York. Fron using drugs to dealing them.

The Dancing was amazing in this film and JEssica Alba is really really hot . The Dancing was really great especially from the little kids, you really wouldn't expect that from little kids. No one else ion the world would have been able to play the part of Honey Daniels as well as Jessica Alba.

In the End this is a great inspirational movie that inspires everyone to follow their dreams and not let anyone or anything stop them.

inter.m@tes
(2004)

it was alright. . .
i thought that this movie was OK, it showed what life would be like if you really lived in Philippines and you were gay. it could have been a bit better if it was better made. i thought that the movies title: "inter.m@tes" did not give a clue as to what the movie would be about. if it had had a title like "Gay Manila" then it would have given a bigger clue and you could decide weather to watch it or not. ill admit that yes, it was a bit predictable and a bit boring at times but thats why i brought it down a couple points. all in all it was an alright movie with an interesting plot but if you enjoy a foreign film then i suggest you go and see it.

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