My heart hurts Just because a movie ends on a downer, that doesn't make it Empire. As much as it pains my fanboy heart, I cannot in good conscience condone, let alone recommend Clerk III, which is a devastating disappointment of Jedi proportions. The at first cute and harmless third installment quickly mutates into a banal, uneven, tone-deaf, manipulative, memory-tarnishing boondoggle, which culminates with an ending so egregious it borders on sacrilege. However, while the movie is 99.9% gratuitous nostalgia, this return to the Quick Stop is, at the very least, no cash-grab. Kevin Smith's intentions are pure and his fondness for his characters and where he comes from is immense, but he seems to be in a weird place in his life philosophically. The once self-proclaimed "Fatman" has been grappling with mortality ever since his massive "widow-maker" heart attack in 2018, and it appears existentialism has gotten the better of him. While Red State (2011) and Tusk (2014) were clearly made by a seasoned auteur who still has worthwhile stories to tell from a fresh perspective, Smith has no business revisiting his golden years these days, especially when he is depreciating his legacy. Much like the job would be great if it wasn't for the customers, Smith would be great if it wasn't for the midlife crisis.
Grade: C-