garyspec

This has to be the most boring pointless movies of the year. Nothing like people, animals and...other tings(dont want to put in a "spoiler"), that appear in the middle of the desert out of nowhere. If you want to watch Zac wander around looking thristy and dirty for 90 minutes...enjoy. The end of the movie is moronic. Don't waste your time. How anyone could find anything redeaming about this film is baffling. No wonder it grossed $2700 in its opening weekend...yes...twenty seven hundred dollars. And those movie goers probably felt ripped off...

I'm a huge Clint Eastwood fan...but, this movie was poorly acted, poorly written and totally unbelievable. There is no take away from this film other than the relief that its over. To get into detail about the "plot" and story would reveal to much, biut, i can't really say any of it would be spoilers, since there is little suspense or drama. Basically a kid on a road trip with an old man...where they spend a lot of time eating in diners and driving. I think most of the good reviews are based on sentiment for Clint. But, as a movie...its pretty well a waste of time. Too bad...it had potential and could have been so much better, but seems like the script was written in a hurry and lacked any sort of originality....it was just laziness.

First of all, there was no moment of thrill in this thriller. The movie was as slow as a molasses running uphill in winter...Some of the lines had absolutely no context to the story. What was with the "fight club" for restaurant employees? No explanation....nonsensical. So, they guy loves his pig...but doles out no consequences for the people responsible. The movie starts out with him looking like a total loser. And ends up the same way. He left a stellar career because a loved one died. More, like he was completely unable to cope with his loss and continues to be unable to cope. As for Cage's performance...most seem to forget, he has played this character many times before. He is as dull as in his most recent B movie characters. The dialogue is fractured and full of minimalistic ramblings. The whole movie he has blood all over his face. Seriously? No one can get him to wash his face? Or take a shower? And they try to make it seem like he is some sort of chef superhero. A legend...in his own mind. Maybe if you smoke something before watching this film, you won't fall asleep.

Bruce Willis in another B movie. The only thing worse than the acting was the script. No spoilers because the movie is 100% predictable. Slow moving and boring. Flashbacks for no reason. Nothing is remotely believable right from the start to the very end. If you have 90 minutes with absolutely nothing to do, watch grass grow or paint dry....its more entertaining than this garbage.

There's 20 mins of my life I can't get back. Not sure what was worse....seeing John C Reilly make a fool of himself in whatever this was suppose to be or the rest of the cast, who seem apparently, to have never acted before. They all look like they are reading off cue cards. The dialogue is nonsensical. I don't understand how anyone can rate this more than a 1. There is not one drop of humor in the show. Its moronic at best. I don't even understand how a pilot got aired...The laugh track plays constantly, yet there is nothing remotely funny. If I were in this production, I would be embarrassed...As for Steve Brule...I shall remember not to watch anything he is ever associated with.... I just can't believe anyone associated with this show would want anyone to see it....