festermatt

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The Monkey's Mask
(2000)

Pseudo-intellectual drivel
This is supposed to be a mystery with erotic undertones. It failed. The mystery is so shallow that no one cares who killed the angry, easy, young poet. The lesbian undertones don't work, the voiceovers don't work and the only thing that I enjoyed was some of the cinematography. Boring movie disguised as intellectual, but with nothing smart to say.

Blame It on Rio
(1984)

Acting bad; scenery good
A sex farce with beautiful scenery and really bad acting. Michelle Johnston can't act at all, but looks good naked. Noone would believe that she could fall for Michael Caine, an old man. Overall, looks good, but the acting is bad. Watch with the sound off. 5/10.

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