Dimwits of the Galaxy As a lifelong Marvel fan & a worshipper of the Infinity Arc, most MCU movies since then have become a painful experience.
I stopped going to see every marvel movie in the cinema because it was too painful to be trapped watching a bad movie. At least at home I can take a break and drink a beer
Thor: Love and Thunder was the absolute low point so far.
GOTG 3 is not as bad as that, because the humour is not quite as infantile - and I was not expecting much from it, having seen Gunn's decline since GOTG 1
Vol.2 was already fraying - what was quirky & funny about the characters was already feeling a little forced & repetitive. Their cameo in Love & Thunder showed that decline - they were dull, dim-witted & irritating.
I stopped watching the Xmas special after 15 mins, appalled by the combination of sickly sentimentality & moronic 'humour'.
Vol.3 is a 2 1/2 hour version of that...
The great value of Vol.1 was its characters, but these characters have not developed or grown - they have only become degraded & caricatured (with the possible exception of Nebula)
Quill - like Thor, he has become less self-aware, and less funny (but boy, he keeps trying anyway). Apathetic, a permanent blank expression.
Gamora - just seems annoyed to be there. I know how she feels.
Drax - he was once funny because of his literalness. Now he is literally called stupid in this movie. Which you can't argue with (in fights, as a supposed expert, he stands still & waits to be shot)
Mantis - now an irritating brat.
Rocket - sad raccoon/snarky raccoon. That's about it, in spite of the pile-it-on-thick backstory.
The villain - a poor man's Kang with weirdly the same glowing-blue suit & similar powers (In fact, this is unfair - from what I've seen of Kang so far, he is nothing to get excited about either). No believable motive.
Warlock - crammed in to excite the fans. But unfortunately just there for comic relief. Not that he's actually funny, of course.
(Like so many of Gunn's characters he takes things literally, e.g. He is told to threaten a character, but he kills them. Ayesha then has to explain she didn't mean that - just in case we don't get the 'joke'. Gunn does this a lot)
The movie manages to be both tedious and irritating. By the time we reach the 'touching' scenes at the end, my patience had long gone.
I should give a plot summary: Argument - let's go somewhere - boom! - argument - let's go somewhere- boom! - argument ... ad nauseam
There is of course some 'drama' - cute animals with widdle baby voices being tortured for no logical reason. The super-tech High Evolutionary seems to think bolting some wheels on a walrus or spindly robot arms on an otter might produce the perfect species ... ?
Anything that was original in Vol.1 is now just clichéd - another zero-g floaty scene; several slow-mo walks; the spaceship sliding along the ground; songs jammed in - in fact, pointless scenes included just so a song can be played.
What was witty banter before is now forced, clunky & a terrible lack of comic timing
There is simply no jeopardy.
After severe injuries or a beating characters are fine moments later.
After a seeming death in the vacuum of space with frozen eyeballs & swollen head, with no medical treatment, the character is saying he's fine.
A fall from thousands of feet? No problem. Groot can fly now with wings made of twigs. Head cut off? No problem. Groot can do anything now.
Don't worry kids, nobody important dies. Even though the film and the characters are tired of the whole thing, we must leave the option open for another sequel.
2 good things:
1. Nebula - probably unintentional, but she treats the Guardians as the cretins they are
2. DC - having seen Gunn's work on this & the Suicide Squad, I can quite safely avoid anything he's involved in with the DCEU
Time to grow up, I think (me, that is - it's too late for Marvel)