Love Boat on a Train This movie really is The Love Boat on a train, but at least Love Boat's endings were silly happy, this one falls flat.
Like The Love Boat, there are familiar faces and big name stars -- Danny Glover, Kimberly Williams, Dermot Mulroney. Also like Love Boat there is amateurish acting, dialogue and unbelievable sets.
Kimberly Williams, Danny Glover and the actresses who portray the fortune teller and train conductor (I think that was her job) all do a fine job. Dermot Mulroney was stiff and bland, the recently widowed man, the former train employee and the young couple were pretty awful and Joan Cusack was horrid (every scene she's in she is twisting her mouth around in the most unflattering way, to say it was distracting is an understatement). Oh, and this train even has their version of Isaac the bartender.
As for the sets, this is the most unrealistic train I've ever seen, the private cars are more spacious than something from a 1950's movie. And has anyone involved in this movie ever been to the Amtrak station in Chicago?! Not to mention that tent party on Christmas Eve in a park across from the station? I know this is fantasy but that was really stretching it.
But wait, it gets worse. The twist at the end left us commenting -- what a waste of time!