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The Punisher
(2004)

Anyone that puts this movie down will be punished!
This is absolutely a fantastic movie!I loved it!I never read the Punisher comics,but I did see the first movie with Dolph Lundgren and this one is ten times better.The acting,the plot,I liked everything.When Frank Castle(take a guess)splashed boiling hot waiter on the russian I have to say I was impressed.When you see the biginning where his family is slaughtered it makes the film very exciting and worth seeing because you know he comes back as a cool superhero for revenge.That t-shirt with the skull,outstanding.I noticed there was'nt alot of karate,it did'nt need it.It was great without it because the punisher really can kick but.The marvel comics were popular and now there are movies made out of them.Is that to make money?Of Course!!!That's obviulsy what happening.This movie is a MUST SEE!!!!

Jeepers Creepers 2
(2003)

Bring On Jeepers Creepers 3!
This movie rocks!After the terrible ending of the first one,I kind of hesitated to see this movie.But when I did I loved it!It starts off with actor Ray Wise,and his two sons.One son looks at a scarecrow,who is really the creeper,when the creeper turns his head,it scares the hell out of him and he chases him down,and kills him.The rest of the movie mostly takes place on a school bus,where kids get stranded and have to stay inside to keep the creeper from killing them.This movie was fantastic,one of the best movies I've seen this year.Some of the scenes are so scary you feel like laughing.After his great performance in Swamp Thing,Ray Wise did a great job in this film.I liked the first one except for the ending.It sucked!But I'm definately glad the sequel came out,because it was worth every penny.It was entertaining from begining to end.It was a little long but that did'nt ruin it.Bring on Jeepers Creepers 3!

Freddy vs. Jason
(2003)

I Loved It!!!!
This is without a fantastic movie.The special effects,the acting,the plot,EVERYTHING was awesome!I was so pleased when I saw this that I have to recommend everyone see it that has'nt.Robert Englund and Jason rumble and they really get bloody!I could not wait to see this movie,and I was extremely glad I did.It would have been better with Kane Hodder and Betsy Palmer,but it was good enough as the two new stars did a decent job.It gives you excactly what you expect,Freddy and Jason fight,and a great fight at that!Neither really wins,but do you think they would have a winner so they could'nt make another one?I think not!I jumped two or three times during the movie,but then are'nt scary movies supposed to do that?It did'nt say anything about Freddy's mother in the movie,but that did'nt ruin it.It got by great the way it was.I am a Freddy fan,so I was rooting for Freddy.This movie rocks!

Slaughterhouse Rock
(1987)

Terrible Movie
I can't think of many horror movies that can get worse than this one,because this movie sucked big time.It's boring,bad acting,and does'nt really have a plot.And half of the movie does'nt make any sense.I like movies about prison,which is one reason I chose to see this film.I was very disappointed.This is one of the worst horror movies ever made.It was stupid!Do NOT see it,take it from me you'll hate it.

The Gay Deceivers
(1969)

A Good Classic!
I thought this was a terrific movie.I'm very sorry to say that Michael Greer of Fortune And Men's Eyes fame died last year of lung cancer.I was devistated.I was such a big fan of his.He was a great actor,and I read alot about him.He was a comedien as well as an actor.This was Greer's first movie,and he did a great job.This movie was made in 1969,about two men who escape the army by pretending to be gay.I thought it was very funny.I have not seen many 60's movies,very few actually,but this one was a great.Watch it,you'll love it!

House of 1000 Corpses
(2003)

Movies Like This Should Be Banned
This is the most terrible,horrible,sickest piece of crap I have ever seen in my life.They should ban movies like this.To even show pure trash like this to the public tells you that it should be banned period.I like horror movies,but they went WAY too far with this one.Horror movies have a limit,and this one crossed it.House Of 1000 corpses should be rated X,not R.Hollywood has been getting away with showing movies like this over the years because they gave it a rating.They say Ok,well,we'll show blood and guts,profanity,nudity,dead bodies,people getting killed,etc.,just as long as we rate it.BULL.None of this horrible crap should ever be shown,in any theatre,any TV or any tape.I got up and left about ten mintutes before the movie was over.Parents were getting up with crying babies and children and leaving.Man,that is just plain pathetic.A Nightmare On Elm Street was a good horror movie,because it did'nt go to the extreme.As for Bill Moseley,I have a question,WHY DID YOU MAKE THIS MOVIE!!!!????To expose junk like this to children is even worse.I should have never went to this movie,I'll be darned if I go to another one like it.It's just plain TRASH.Anyone that does'nt find this movie offensive is crazy.

Wrong Turn
(2003)

Slaughter High,move over!
If you read my review for Slaughter High,I said it was the best horror movie ever made.Not anymore!I will say that this is absolutely the best horror movie of all time!I was expecting a good movie,but not nearly as good as this!I had missed the first two or three minutes of the movie because of the long line of people for popcorn,but I still loved it.This is one of the few "scary"horror films made.I mean I was shaking,jumping!Take movies like A Nightmare On Elm Street,back then that was scary.For a while they could'nt make a movie that scared anyone,untill came along The Doorway(read my review on that,how about?)that scared the pants off of you.Wrong Turn is about a bunch of teenagers that take a wrong turn into the country and get chased by horribly disfigured mountain rednecks that know how to drive.I thought the acting was quite impressive.And the arrow in the cop's eye,oh man,grossed me out.If you have not seen this movie,SEE IT!!!!It's a MUST!!!!

X2
(2003)

Not As Good As The First One
This movie was okay,but it was'nt as good as the first one.To be honest,there was really nothing I particuarly liked about it.The acting was good,the plot was good,but it was boring,too long,and it lacked the charm the first one had.I never read the X-Men comic books,but I saw X-Men the movie and loved it.I was rather unpleased with the sequel.Hugh Jackman rocks,and I hope he does better in X-3.There is one thing I don't like about the movie Wolverine,he does'nt have a costume!In the comics he did!I know he had a costume in the second one,but I'm refering to the suit he wore in the comics.Storm uses her powers maybe twice in the whole movie.The fight scenes could have been better,especially the one between Wolverine and what's her name with the claws.The movie had more heroes than villains,that sucks.I hope the third one makes up for this one,god I hope so.

Savage Streets
(1984)

One Of Linda Blair's Best
I am a big fan of Linda Blair,and this is one of her best movies.She plays a sexy tough street girl who's friends get murdered by a bunch of high school thugs.Linda plays the head of her street gang and Jake is the head of the bad street gang.Linda and Jake end up going one on one and Linda kicks some but!If you're a fan of Linda Blair you'll love this movie.If you want to see her look hot as hell this is the movie to see!

Anger Management
(2003)

Unbelieveably Fantastic!
This movie is without a doubt one of the best movies ever made!It was much better than I thought it would be.I was absolutely amazed at how great it was.This is Adam Sandler's best movie EVER!I loved Woody Harrelson's cameo as the hooker in drag,I think everyone in this movie did a marvelous job.This movie is about a buisnessman who loses his temper all the time because people made fun of him since he was a kid.After violating many laws he is sent to an anger management program with Jack Nicholsan as the doctor!This movie was so funny!And one great thing is they picked the best actors!Take Heather Graham,she was only in the movie about twenty minutes but she was fantastic!I broke out in laugher more times than I can count(along with everybody else)This movie is definately a not to be missed movie.I'm not going to spoil the ending,but believe me when I say it you will LOVE this movie!!!!You'll be walking out so amazed just like I did.So go see it,you will not be disappointed!Jack Nicholson is great with his portrayal of the doctor.He is actually the doctor and the enemy,because while training him to controll his anger at the same time he is driving him crazy.Well,what should I rate this film?On a scale of one through ten,hmm...100!

Phone Booth
(2002)

The Best Movie Of 2003!
This movie was absolutely fantastic!The main thing that was great about this movie was it was so scary.It literaly had me shaking.If you're into those stalking phone call from a stranger movies then this is definately a movie to see.I've seen my share and this one is the best.Colin Farrell does a terrific acting job and the plot was great.If you liked Scream you'll love this one.Out of a scale of one through ten this one is a twenty!SEE IT!!!

Bringing Down the House
(2003)

FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!
I loved this movie!It was so funny I broke out in laughter six or seven times through the movie.Steve Martin's wise cracks keep the movie entertaining,and the acting and plot are great.I enjoyed this movie alot.Queen Latifah is great with her tough biker chick role,beating up women AND men that give her a hard time.I hope black people did'nt take offense to this movie,because in a way it mocked black people.It's just a very funny enjoyable movie,not to be taken seriously or offensive.I loved every minute of it!

The Life of David Gale
(2003)

AWESOME!
I loved this movie!If you read my review on Go For Broke,you will know that I like prison movies.Since this was one I had to go see it,and am so glad I did!I've never been a big Kevin Spacey Fan,but he did a terrific job in this movie.I was pretty sure I would like it because it was about prison,not because of who the star was.This movie keeps you entertained from beginning to end.Kate Winslet is great as well.I give this one a 10 out of 10!

Darkness Falls
(2003)

A TOTAL DISAPPOINTMENT
This movie started off good through the first half and then it really gets out of hand.The ending is HORRIBLE!!!One thing wrong with this movie is it's too short.An hour and a half,c'mon!When I first started watching it I enjoyed it,and I thought it was good for a period of time.But the ending is what ruined this movie.The actors are good and the plot is decent,but overall it was terrible.Too short,terrible ending,it was'nt worth the time and money.

Go for Broke
(2002)

I LIKED IT
First off,I want to say I love prison movies.I was rather impressed with this one,it's actually one of the best ones I've seen.There is one small thing wrong with it,the two men are going to a prison disquised as women,so-they know they will have a strip search!Yes,they lucked out with it,but was it worth taking the chance?How did they expect to get past it,just by the man walking in the room and rescuing them?Don't get me wrong,I liked the movie alot.It was very entertaining and it had good actors.The plot was good,maybe not one of the best but good enough.I don't think many people would put themselves through all the trouble these two did just to get a lottery ticket.And I was wondering,what does the title mean!??Go For Broke?No,I don't get it.For the most part the movie was great.

Daredevil
(2003)

FANTASTIC!!!!!
I never read the Daredevil comic books,but I loved the movie.It's the best movie I've seen this year.As I am into action/martial arts movies this one was awesome.As you would expect there were hundreds of people at the theatre,and luckily I got in.Ben Affleck really impressed me with his portrayal of Matt Murdock/Daredevil.It would'nt surprise me if they make a Daredevil 2,if they get the cash they make a sequel.

The Doorway
(2000)

SCARY MOVIE?ABSOLUTELY!!!!
The words I would use to describe this movie are this movie scared the living heck out of me!It's hard to find a horror movie that actually scares you these days,and this one is a fine acception.People that make horror movies try to make it scary,but alot of times they do things that mess it up.I actually loved this movie,it was terrific,not only because it was scary,but everything else was great,too,the plot,the acting,ect.Teresa Depriest is great with her performance as Evilyn/Lydia.Lydia is a woman descended from a woman many,many centuries ago.They look excactly alike,one is evil,one is good.The people that made this film were succesful to make it great.This movie is definately a ten.

Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers
(1988)

BEST OF ALL THREE
I have seen all three of the Sleepaway Camp movies,and part 2 is my favorate.Here we have sister of Bruce Springsteen Pamela starring as grown up Angela(who looks nothing like the kid from the first one)that works as a camp councelor for only one reason,to KILL!Alot of horror movies have good death scenes,I mean,the death scenes are part of making the movie good.If you have people getting murdered slowly,and different ways of getting killed,well,that's what counts.If movies use ideas that have been done many times before that will mess it up.You have to see things that have'nt been done before,and alot of horror movies seem to use the same ideas from other films,not good.In the sequel Angela talks,she did hardly say a word in the first one.What I like about this movie is it's entertaining,and it has a good story line.Molly,played by Renee Estevez,sister of Emilio Estevez and Charlie Sheen is the nice girl in the movie.Everyone else just wants to get laid.She thinks Angela is her friend,untill at the end she turns out to be the last on her list.Pamela Springsteen has'nt made a movie in twelve years.I know she is a photogopher now.She's a great actress.Sleepaway Camp 3 was good,too,and the first one was good,but 2 is the best to my opinion.I read in one of Felissa Rose's interviews that she has never met Pamela but would like to.This is one of the best horror movies of '88.

Jacob Young

Teaching Mrs. Tingle
(1999)

I LOVED IT!!!!
This is one of the best movies ever made.When I rented it I thought it was just another teen movie,but I was wrong.It was fantastic!The acting,the plot,everything about it was great.I'm very glad I saw this movie because I was very impressed.Mrs Tingle is sort of the villain in this movie,and it seems like she deserves what she gets.Throughout the whole movie you get really nervous,as you're afraid something will go wrong.I think what the movie tells you is the plan to teach Mrs Tingle a lesson was worth it after all the trouble they went through.With a couple of actors like Barry Watson and Michael Mckean,I think this movie was highly entertaining.I saw Sorority Boys and Barry was great in that as well.I watch 7th Heaven every now and then,too.This movie is absolutely a 10. Jacob Young

Halloween: Resurrection
(2002)

THE WORST HORROR MOVIE EVER
I have seen good horror movies and I have seen bad horror movies,this movie was awful!After my huge disappointment with Jason X I saw this and I would really like my money back.Jamie Lee Curtis did so well in H20,now she has a small part in this one,and her being such a great actress,I was really disappointed with her performance.For one thing I think they made too many sequels,each getting worse and worse.The worst thing about this movie was the plot,winning a contest to spend the night in Michael Myer's house?For heaven's sake give me a break!!!!!The least they could do is choose a decent plot.I hated this movie,and hope to god they don't make another one.A stupid plot,bad death scenes,this movie was pitiful.Michael was cool in the first six or seven films then he loses his charm.If you have'nt seen this movie you would be doing yourself a huge favor by not seeing it,TRUST ME. Jacob Young

Jason X
(2001)

HORRIBLE!!!!!
I thought the Friday the 13th movies were good up to eight.This one was horrible!!!!It is the worst out of the whole series.It is absolutely one of the worst movies I have ever seen,and I've seen my share of bad movies and this one is super bad.What were they thinking?They keep making sequels and all they do is mess up what they should have left alone.In other words they should have quit while they were ahead.The movie had nothing compared to the original,it's not at a camp,it is all in space.Who wants to go see a Friday the 13th movie set in the future?The whole dialoge,Jason's mother,the camp,the death scenes,none of it is involved with this.One thing they really should not have done is make a comedy out of it.I went to see a horror movie,not a comedy.If they're just going to make fun of Jason then they've already screwed it up.I'm not going to see part eleven if they make one,because this one was so terrible I don't think it can possibly get any worse.I was so disappointed with this movie,I'm sorry I ever bothered to see it.This is the WORST movie of 2001. Jacob Young

Spider-Man
(2002)

ONE OF THE BEST
Spider-Man was fantastic!I loved it!When I went to see it the first day it opened the entire parking lot was loaded.I was afraid I might not get to see it,luckily I did.I was a big fan of the comics,and making a movie out of a popular comic book is always cool.I can't wait to see the second one. Jacob Young

Sleepaway Camp
(1983)

SHOCKING BUT GREAT
Sleepaway Camp not only had one of the most shocking endings in history,but it was also a terrific movie.Felissa Rose is 33 years old now,and I know that by doing the math when I saw her at the internet movie database.She has made many more movies,all in the year 2002.I have seen many websites on her,and she even has an e-mail address.No,I don't know what it is,but I'm sure you can find out if you search her on yahoo.For a while I was wondering where Felissa Rose was and what she is doing nowadays.Eventually I found many websites on her and I will say she is not only grown up,but she is happily married and is looking forward to working with the director of the original Sleepaway Camp.Return To Sleepaway Camp aka Sleepaway Camp 4 is due out sometime this year.Guess who plays Angela?Felissa!!!One more thing about Felissa,as you will probaly eventually find out yourself,Rose is not her real last name.It is Esposito.Of all the horror movies I've seen I think Sleepaway Camp is a great one.I think the ending threw everyone off pretty much.I certainly did'nt expect it the first time I saw it.I think everyone knows the plot.The sequel was great with Bruce Springsteen's sister Pamela Springsteen starring as Angela.See Sleepaway Camp 2 and 3,you'll be glad you did! Jacob Young

Slaughter High
(1986)

THE BEST HORROR MOVIE IN THE WORLD
Slaughter High is my favorate horror movie.My quest to find out why Simon Scuddamore commited suicide shortly after Slaughter High's release may never be succesful,but I thought he did a great job and if it were'nt for him the movie would not have been as good.The movie stars Caroline Munro and has three directors,and is shot in London.It opens up with Carol,a sexy high school girl leading nerdy Marty Rantzen into the girl's locker room having him thinking they are about to have sex.It is a prank to trick Marty into taking all of his clothes off and being photographed.After he is terribly humiliated being seeing naked,there's more to the cruel prank.He gets his hands electricuted and is dumped head first into a toilet.Eventually the coach saves Marty,and the students have to stay after school and do push ups(like that's punishment enough)while Marty is in his lab about to smoke pot,another cruel prank!To make a long story short a nerd gets picked on and comes back from the dead for revenge.I think that covers it pretty well.The ending is weird.Joe Bob Briggs announced Simon's suicide on Monstervision a few years ago,another person that had seen him had written it in his review,that's where I found out about it. This is the best horror movie ever made.Check out some of Caroline Munro's other movies,like Don't Open Till Christmas.Later!

Silent Night, Deadly Night
(1984)

ONE OF THE BEST
I will say right now that Silent Night,Deadly Night is absolutely one of the best slasher films in history.While there are many santa-slasher movies,Silent Night,Deadly Night is my favorate.It's everything you want in a horror movie,it's scary,it's entertaining,and it certainly has some great death scenes.The story starts out with five year old Billy,on the road with his parents in Utah.They stop by an institution to visit crazy grandpa,who for some reason has one part in the whole film and never shows up again.He tells Billy that Santa Claus is evil and "punishes" little boys and girls that are naughty.Now how should Billy take that?The wrong way,that's how.A little five year old is certainly unaware that the person he is talking to is a lunatic.On the way home a killer dressed up like santa claus murders Billy's parents and leaves him and his baby brother Ricky(who shows up for the sequel)Then the story moves forward a few years,where Billy and his brother live in an orphange.There they meet Mother Superior,who is responsible for turning out hero of the movie into a psychotic killer.Billy is driven completely crazy and goes on a rampage as guess who?Santa!We see a killer dressed up as santa kill his parents now we get to see Billy as the bad guy.As if it was'nt enough for his mom to get raped and killed along with his father shot.I don't want to spoil the ending for anyone,but I will say it is worth seeing.The movie is terrific.There is a downer however,the effect it has on children.Parents actually had this movie banned because it put the wrong ideas in childrens' minds.I have to say maybe it was a good idea that it got banned,but it was a great movie.Five sequels are in the Silent Night,Deadly Night series,2,4,and 5 being HORRIBLE!!!1 and 3 are good.This movie basically has two bad people,Billy and mother superior.I guess the one who is to blame is mother superior.I remember seeing Silent Night,Deadly Night the first time when I was 13,in 1988.I am 27 now and have seen it many times since.Of all the slasher films that have been made,I would give this one a 12.

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