mikeywelsh71

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Yellow Submarine
(1968)

an experience, colors and shapes.
This is by far one of the best movies i have ever seen, The beatles are such geniuses for making the songs and having a movie made about it, the animation isn't clean so it gives it a handmade fun feel rather than a boring smooth feel. It's beautiful. No smooth brain could write something this good. Not even a bumpy brain could. Watch it twice, once to watch, 2 to absorb the knowledge and BEATUILF songs. It's so good i genuinely don't know why i even need to WRITE a review it's just THAT good. It should already have 10/10. I love you john paul george and sturt and ringo i guess. Jeremy Hilary Boob Ph. D is good too very funny movie 10/10.

Emo Dad
(2013)

Good, do better though
This show has cringe humor to say the least. Most of the jokes are cliche and hardcore stereotypes and not even funny ones, It's like the show is trying to be the goth kids from south park except unfunny and not cultured on the culture!!! The show overalls style was very jarring and ugly to look at and not good ugly. I will say only 2 characters were ok to look at but main characters were very ugly. The animation was good i will say it wasn't harsh or to smooth it fit the style right i guess. The whole idea of the show isn't that good though, there were so many plot twists it just got confusing i disliked how much there was in under 3 seasons?? Even if it was a mini series they could have saved some plot twists for the rest of us. Overall 7/10.

Blades of Glory
(2007)

I worship this movie
This review is 100% bias. I love this movie with every bone in my body I awaken to the crack of dawn singing the sound track its hilarious. There is nothing NOTHING funnier than two funny actors playing as (almost) gay guys. This movie widen my eyes to the Jon Heder side of the world. The love I have for this movie is like no other.

Drama, Action, Comedy, Parody, and Toxic Yaoi. All into one ONE beautiful movie there is nothing more to it than this. The actors, gold. The writing, gold. The acting, gold. Comedy, GOLD! Everything about this movie I love there is so much good to this movie. This is why America was made. George Washington saw this movie for the future of America and made USA. This movie is my lockscreen, my profile on everything. Jon Heder acted like a gay guy better than a real one could. Please, watch this make it a legacy in some family I beg you all.

Where the Dead Go to Die
(2012)

Tried to have a message, Failed
Watching this twice and knowing a bit of the background, yes its poorly made, disturbing and almost seems as if its a fetish movie.

No this movie was not made to fetish anything shown in it. It was made as a comedy at the beginning (Tainted Milk) so the other two chapters were just kinda added on to become a movie.

It was made from victims (Having Emily Youcis be in it and also make labby is a dead give away). BUT this doesn't mean it has a excuse. Its still a disgusting movie that I feel a little sympathy for since he was only learning how to make films while making it (movie animation progressively getting better each chapter) and whatever it was trying to do executed terribly.

Don't waste your time on this better than some movies ive seen, its still bad. It had potential but failed.

Woke Up Dead
(2009)

mediocre as a movie
I will be saying that I did watch this on Tubi as a movie instead of the mini series so take that with a grain of salt

The idea, characters and everything about this movie was great. Bad production and it really seemed like none of the actors even tried its really, really badly produced and I have sympathy. Its a good movie but the plot is wonk at parts.

The main actors did an OKAY job, the whole movie was very OKAY. But (for me at least) it ended on a cliffhanger, maybe it got cancelled before the final episode? I don't know.

On a pros note: its funny, yes only slightly but for how poorly made it is added to it. Drexel (Jon Heder) did a good for how his acting style is (awkward, boring) Matt and Cassie (Josh Gad and Krysten Ritter)

In short: Its a time filler, fills your time for an hour and a half. Yes there are other time fillers this one is a good one for fans of Jon or awkward comedy, poorly produced movies, and "bad movies" in critic eyes.

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