jclayton4213

I really can't believe you guys spent money on this. Its pretty sad when the walk on actors in the background give a better performance than the main actors. The background actors are pretty bad though as well. The main character has the worst french accent i have ever heard. A clown are you serious? That has to be the most helpful Convict I have ever seen. I know when the apocalypse happens I want to go to the rich old ladies house... oh wait i'll just go back to my house because its just the power being out. oh hi people I just met come to my house and take off all your clothes and jump in my pool. Why are people just walking around in circles during the apocalypse? I can't take anyone's fake accent throughout the entire show. What is the deal with the birthday near the end? Why would I even care and how would that even be important? Worst plot, worst acting, worst background acting. Please don't make this show. Just stop.

The only thing worse than this movie is having to watch it in 3D and have the awful come out of the screen at you. Horrible. The guy who plays Hercules should be arrested and tried in court for crimes against humanity. The actress who plays Hebe gave so many awkward moments in this film she should be sent to MTV to coach the 16 and pregnant girls how to lose their man. The fight scenes in this film start off alright; but gradually turn into WWE backyard wrestling. The scene near the beginning where Hercules fights the horrible CGI Lion was so horribly done that I almost walked out on the film then. Sadly, I decided to wait until much later to do that. I would add more to this review; but I was smart enough to actually leave and try to save the rest of the night with ice cream and though I should go to a crisis center. Sadly, they do not have a "center for the people who just saw the worst film ever". Do not see this movie; you have been warned.