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Reviews

Beerfest
(2006)

It's alright
I wanted to like it , it's had funny moments but some jokes did not land, the death and a twin brother was so stupid. Could of been a absolute winner but only got slightly your 5th choice on Netflix .

Sex/Life
(2021)

Tv version
This was a television version of a trashy romance novel. Had some funny scenes & some sexy things but yes a complete trash novel , nothing morally enlightening!

The Ultimatum: Marry or Move On
(2022)

Trash tv
Of course , a woman introduced me to this. I found the people who entered into this are an absolute joke. Ok spoiler episode two , Nate was interested in two other women but was shot down but as soon as his girl is the object of someone else , he wants to marry her! Nate is a complete tool. Friends in family will always support your new friend , don't think too much into it but these dumb women are thinking the grass is always greener somewhere else. Typical trash dating shows , surprised MTV didn't pick this up.

The Book of Boba Fett
(2021)

So far not impressed
So far the story is boring and slow. I know people were looking forward to this and if they were impressed they must be blinded by the Star Wars logo. I sure hope it picks up.

Call Me Kat
(2021)

Hmmm
I like her as a actress , I thought I would give it a try ......may make 13 episodes but don't hold your breath

The Tyra Banks Show
(2005)

Absolute worse
After seeing hitting footage of what really goes on there they certainly put their agenda ahead of what really happened. Softball questions, lolly pop answers

The Miracle Season
(2018)

Nice!
During this quarantine of staying home and getting tired of seeing this as movies suggested for you. I got up one morning early because the dog doesn't care and I just decided to turn on the tv. I'm glad I did, the movie was predictable and a little silly , it made Me quickly look up the actual story and to see what was missed and how things were different. Erin Moriarity played a terrific part as Caroline's friend and how it was played through her eyes.

Booksmart
(2019)

Pleasantly surprised
I saw this in a YouTube video as "one you may have missed". I didn't go in thinking it would be as great as "Superbad" but it had a lot more meaning and heart. You actually felt for these girls and rooted for them.

Spring Breakers
(2012)

Sad, Sad waste of time!
I saw this available on my Amazon Prime and I was stoked to see Vanessa Hudgens, Selena Gomez, Ashley Benson, Rachel Korine & countless girls in bikini's and most likely a nip slip or 2. Hoping for a good story to make the joy of Young women in scantly clad outfits seem legit but boy was I wrong! What an awful story, I have not seen this big of a waste of time in hopes to see breast since some stupid 90's movie about disco days of the 70's. 3 bad ass girls who love to party and 1 simple Christian girl all want to go to Florida but only the Good Christian girl has money. The sexy bad asses decide to steal a car and rob a mom & pop restaurant and magically get enough to go to Florida! They party, They of course have sex with willing guys who by todays standards look like douche bags but I guess that is what girls are into these days! They get busted and are bailed out by the local rapper that no one seems to recognize outside of the stage. Local rap guy played by James Franco takes the girls around rough neighborhoods, try to get lucky with the girls and by then the good Christian girl wants to go home. More and More party's girls are liking the "White Rapper" who is really a bad ass drug dealer and seems to be a loner fighting the gang bangers for control of turf and drugs. when by now I am bored senseless and 1 party girl is shot in the hip and wants to go home, wow complete stupidity! but the last 2 party girls are loving the rapper and playing with guns, roughing up people, stealing while wearing bikini's but for the life of me , The Cramps music Video Bikini girls with machine guns was much more entertaining and better music in 3 minutes that this piece of crap movie was in 90 minutes. Well I won't give the ending but no way in Hell a gang of 15 would all die to 2 college sluts running around in Bikini's shooting up the place and no one within miles would hear the noise. The girl then decide to take one of the gang bangers hot car and head home, like no way in hell any of this seems logical? Fun? or entertaining? it was a complete waste of time and how that it got even 5 stars on IMDb will shock me, because that much boob-age and bikini is not worth 5 stars and that is not enough of a redeeming quality to make me want to watch this again.

Return of the Killer Tomatoes!
(1988)

Best B movie ever
I like this one better than the original, I'm sure I am the minority on that but it is so damn funny you will puke ! When they went into product placement I laughed so hard I couldn't stop! It didn't have the slow parts like the original, instead it took parts of the original to fill you in and that was hilarious how they used it.

Bless This Mess
(2019)

to the haters
I see a few 1's, 2's all because it makes fun of city & country folks , well corn cob Kenny , it's not a documentary about your life on route 6 Waco , Nebraska! It's a sitcom , it's light and did have some funny parts. Is it realistic for two NYC people to pack up and move ? Heck no , just enjoy it for what it is!

The Twilight Zone: Eye of the Beholder
(1960)
Episode 6, Season 2

The best episode IMO
Having watch the twilight zone in syndication as a kid and getting DVD's of seasons & now through Amazon. This is the one episode that truly is the twilight zone finest moment, I would put this one up against any episode.

Spring Breakers
(2012)

Sad, Sad waste of time!
I saw this available on my Amazon Prime and I was stoked to see Vanessa Hudgens, Selena Gomez, Ashley Benson, Rachel Korine & countless girls in bikini's and most likely a nip slip or 2. Hoping for a good story to make the joy of Young women in scantly clad outfits seem legit but boy was I wrong! What an awful story, I have not seen this big of a waste of time in hopes to see breast since some stupid 90's movie about disco days of the 70's. 3 bad ass girls who love to party and 1 simple Christian girl all want to go to Florida but only the Good Christian girl has money. The sexy bad asses decide to steal a car and rob a mom & pop restaurant and magically get enough to go to Florida! They party, They of course have sex with willing guys who by todays standards look like douche bags but I guess that is what girls are into these days! They get busted and are bailed out by the local rapper that no one seems to recognize outside of the stage. Local rap guy played by James Franco takes the girls around rough neighborhoods, try to get lucky with the girls and by then the good Christian girl wants to go home. More and More party's girls are liking the "White Rapper" who is really a bad ass drug dealer and seems to be a loner fighting the gang bangers for control of turf and drugs. when by now I am bored senseless and 1 party girl is shot in the hip and wants to go home, wow complete stupidity! but the last 2 party girls are loving the rapper and playing with guns, roughing up people, stealing while wearing bikini's but for the life of me , The Cramps music Video Bikini girls with machine guns was much more entertaining and better music in 3 minutes that this piece of crap movie was in 90 minutes. Well I won't give the ending but no way in Hell a gang of 15 would all die to 2 college sluts running around in Bikini's shooting up the place and no one within miles would hear the noise. The girl then decide to take one of the gang bangers hot car and head home, like no way in hell any of this seems logical? Fun? or entertaining? it was a complete waste of time and how that it got even 5 stars on IMDb will shock me, because that much boob-age and bikini is not worth 5 stars and that is not enough of a redeeming quality to make me want to watch this again.

Coach: Isn't It Romantic?
(1996)
Episode 4, Season 9

This was the worst episode
This is where the show "jumped the shark". When a show is fighting to stay alive, what do they do "add a baby" but when they make a new mother after 4 month so scared to leave the baby, it just became silly and idiotic. I remember after seeing this episode this morning on reruns, I was reminded that this is when I quit watching the show until the finale. I think the show was great but when "Coach" went to Orlando it sunk a little, being a coach of a pro team made it more available for guest apperences but I was thinking starting up a losing team and turning them into winners was already done in college but this episode told me to quit watching this and a few weeks later it was done.

American Pie
(1999)

Funny
If you are looking for deep insight into the world of teen angst or how peer pressure can make you feel even more depressed. Well then this movie is not for you conservative stiffs. This movie is one of the best comedies I have ever seen, I watch this movie at least 3-4 times a year...That is a lot for me since football season runs August till February and then the 3 months of NFL Europe. The only thing I didn't like is Michigan State does not have a Lacrosse team, he could of said he wanted to walk on at Sewercuse or Maryland. We were introduced to Sean Scott and everyman between the age of 21-38 who likes beer and woman has a new anti pc guy we all can relate to. If you can't laugh at this movie rush to the hospital quick and get that stick pulled out of your anus.

The Dukes of Hazzard
(1979)

This show Ruled
To the "spike network" if you are the so called 1st network for guys, give guys what they want and that is Daisy Duke in those shorts. This show made every young kid wanting to move to Georgia when grew up, but after one visit in college the billboard for Baptist Bible Church and peanut stands on the corner scared me off. The Dukes was one of the last shows you could put your kids in front of the TV and know nothing too terrible was going to happen. I think this is one of the few shows I could agree with my parents on. Sure the plots were numb and all you hope for was a chuckle or two and some car chases. I am off to pick up season one on DVD and when the Coy and Vance years come out I hope it's only available on Beta.

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