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Challengers
(2024)

not too bad for a tennis movie
The movie is worth watching. Look I don't normally watch sport movies in general because then tend to be too drawn out but this one is worth watching.

With that said it's not the best film work, it's not going to get an Oscar but there is generally a good concept, and good story line.

It's a little slow to begin with, it does that "life now" and "life a few years back in time" filming but that's so you understand the true relationship between the three main character's of the film.

The build up to the ending ending is brilliant, has a bit of mystery, romance, love and a twist as too how is it going to end. I've watched over 6000 movies and series so I gave it a 9/10.

Rage
(2021)

Would have given it probably 7 stars
Overall good story, film work good acting good the only thing is they could have easily done it in 90min so some scenes are a bit drawn out almost overdoing it.

Land of Smiles
(2016)

not the worst budget film but pretty close
Look it's not the worst low budget film I've seen and I've seen lots pretty much I think they were trying to kind of copy the movie/s Hostel but this is no were close to this - the blond actress is at least nice looking but the acting is bad the story line sucks the clown is not scary and the film work sucks also when last did you see a flip up cell phone oh wait the good parts are the beach scenes and a pair of boobs gets a 3/10

The Whole World at Our Feet
(2015)

low budget movie
This is one of those low budget movies some of the talking is dubbed, the acting is really bad the CGI computer special effects are bad, there are a few movie errors, i only gave it 4/10 and I think that's being kind had more money been spent on it with some good actors it would have been a good movie

A Haunted House
(2013)

Fantastic rip off of Paranormal Activity movies
It's one of the best rip off's of a movie, very very funny, witty, special effects were good as in the original movies yes it has black actors but this kind of movie wont work with white actors as it won't have the same effect and certain lines then can't be said - the person that gave a review and said it's racist has no sense of humour (I guess he must be black) it's not putting any ones skin colour to shame - it's not like those dumb movie rip off's like scary movie or i know what you did last summer or naked gun 9.5 those sucked - this was really funny.

The actors lines were good, twisted humour, it just worked yes you need to have seen at least one of the paranormal activity movies to really understand this one and the humour - worth watching

Schuks Tshabalala's Survival Guide to South Africa
(2010)

very funny in parts
Leon back to his old tricks and practical jokes if your ever watched any of the south African movies such as Mr bones, there's a Zulu on my Stoep, Poena is Koening then your in for a treat.

From trying to put makeup on not so dead - dead people, a traffic cop stopping you in a no stopping area, people who are fishing and cutting their fishing lines, a waiter that's just really bad at serving food to locking two guys in a "pet store" and the snake is out of the box your going to laugh your head off.

The taxi drivers are in for a treat, it's just catching unsuspecting people in every way.

South Africa has super people.

How to Make Love to a Woman
(2010)

should be voted worst movie
Very slow, the whole movie was boring - the airport scene has been done so many times and most of the movie was like watching a boring documentary with people just talking - you'd get more fun out of watching popcorn seed popping in the microwave.

On the whole its a movie about a young guy in love with his girlfriend and he's not good in bed which he finds out much later (um! how does that happen any way - oh wait that's it, the girlfriend never tells him and let's him think he's good without showing it or making any of those sound effects) He starts asking friends etc for help - kill me now I'm bored just writing this - she sees another guy, he's upset tells her off - she goes to the airport .....he cry's etc etc

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