Franktheripper

IMDb member since February 2011
    Lifetime Total
    5+
    IMDb Member
    13 years

Reviews

Dogman
(2023)

Just ridiculous
He gets shot point blank 3 feet away with a shotgun, that makes a visible 1 foot diameter whole in a fence where he's standing, stomach height.

From this shot which would have killed anyone he losses half a pinky finger, and the BULLET, as referred several times by the protagonist (shotguns don't fire bullets) ricochet (!) on a "wall" and lodged in his back.

May i remind you he was on an improvised shack made of wooden planks and a chain link fence. No solid walls anywhere near.

This and other ridiculous scenes like dogs executing elaborate plans on command, acting like human beings made the film very hard to watch, it tries to be serious but ends up being just ridiculous.

They/Them
(2022)

I actually watched this movie!
That's more than a lot of the reviewers can say.

This movie is getting 0 bombed by people who won't even stand to watch it or won't out of dumb principles.

The movie is very watchable, pretty entertaining.

It's a movie, nobody is shoving anything down your throats, watch it or don't. So much hate in America today...

Free Guy
(2021)

Nope. It's just awful
I love Ryan and video games. I knew this wasn't going to be Shawshank redemption but c'mon.

I don't even mind the political agenda. Just wanted a dumb movie to laugh at least twice in 2 hours.

No.

I asked too much.

The plot, makes absolutely no sense. But even letting that slide, it's just an unfunny copy/paste soulless formula filled with cringe.

Open Windows
(2014)

Bits of plot around a hole
During the chase with the police before the crash there was at least 1 police car ready to shoot Nick. That entire car with he 2 cops inside disappeared. Any other cop car that was in the chase also gone. Where? ...... I can even let go technology that see through walls. But this is plain stupid.

The Nostalgia Critic
(2007)

Painful to watch
OK, so i'm going to tell you why i can't watch your videos.

1. You scream too much: You seem to think the higher the volume of your voice the funnier it is. It isn't. And it's not just the volume, if you had an awesome radio voice i could listen all day, but man you sound like chicken been murdered.

2. The jokes (oh dear lord) They are embarrassing, it makes you feel dumb just to be listening to them. There's nothing funny or even clever just occurrences that only a 10 years old could come up with, except the guy is like 40.

Look i get it, you make money with this you go on and on doing what worked before, what a dumb teenager ask you to do on a YouTube comment (the best source of feedback in the planet..).

But i suspect this isn't the real you.

I much rather see your real opinion of the movies you review and a logic explanation of why you think so, man i would be in heaven if you did that. Instead i have to stand a man screaming like crazy doing cheesy jokes and being extremely critic to the movies when your show is pathetic to begin with, so what gives you the right? I understand it's the character but damn, you can do grumpy and do it right like the AVGN you try to copy his style but fail miserably.

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