I'm only on disc one but already I've seen enough. This is NOT The Bourne Identity, Syriana, or Spy Game. The writing is embarrassingly bad, with all the clichés and nonsensical plot twists you'd expect from a group of high school students. Even Michael Bay would cringe.
Let's go through just a few of the ridiculous aspects of the show...
First, we've got a government agency whose headquarters resemble something out of a Marvel comic book. There's all kinds of funky, hipster lighting, redundant glass/metal wall panels, and giant computer screens everywhere. The best way to describe it is Bat Cave meets star-ship Enterprise. More like a futuristic Starbucks than any government or corporate building I've ever seen.
People wander in and out like there's no security, and they have computer technology that hasn't even been invented. If the government had a fraction of this technology, we'd be colonizing Mars by now. And these government agents have no moral quandaries exploiting this technology for personal use.
Your daughter ran away? No problem. Don't bother calling the police. Just punch in her phone number and the "Bat Computer" will spit out all her email passwords!
Now if your teenage daughter just ran off to meet some college boys, would you
A) wait for her to come home and then punish her
B) call the police and let them know you're concerned your daughter might be in trouble
or
C) shred the constitution and exploit government resources to hack her computer, follow her to the furniture store that she broke into, and then proceed to enter the building and clean up the mess she made (i.e. a crime scene) at 1:30 in the morning -- without ever notifying the police.
And who starts off a crime spree by breaking into the furniture store they work at just so they can dance on a table top before leaving the premises with the lights on and the car parked outside??? And if you're going to kidnap someone it might be a good idea to tie them up first. Just saying.
We've got government agents who murder and plot against each other, hack civilian computer systems, break into private property (without warrants), and carry guns with silencers... to protect us. Yes, you read that right: government agents who use silencers! Because you never know when you're going to have to quietly whack someone.
So the entire first season revolves around an assassination plot. Do they notify the politician and his staff right away? No, Jack is too busy making personal calls to his wife and trying to foil some convoluted interoffice corruption plot.
We're told the assassin is flying in from Germany. We then cut to a scene on the plane where a shifty German "photographer" is asking how soon they'll be landing in LA because he has to meet with this politician today to "take photographs." Ohhh he MUST be the assassin, right!?!? Wrong!!! The clever writers throw a plot twist at you. It's not the photographer after all, but rather the pretty young woman sitting next to him. Oh these writers are crafty!
The young woman seduces him in order to steal his press pass (her partner has surgically altered himself to look like the photographer). She then blows up the plane and parachutes into the Mojave desert where her colleagues have no problem locating her right away. Why she couldn't just land at the airport is beyond me. And what good is the press pass of a dead photographer?
I'm truly amazed and baffled at how this show got such critical acclaim. I know taste is subjective, but I wonder about the intelligence of anyone who thinks this is one of the "best shows ever written." As PT Barnum supposedly once said, "Nobody ever lost a dollar by underestimating the taste of the American public."
UPDATE:
I wrote this review after seeing only two episodes. I've since completed the first disc, and wow what a mess! Here's what I've seen since...
- The counter-TERRORISM unit still isn't investigating the terrorist plot. Right now they're focusing on everything BUT the terrorists.
- The SAME day the politician learns of the assassination plot against him he also learns his son once threw the guy who raped his sister off a building. Okay, is this subplot REALLY necessary??
- The police eventually make an appearance, but they're unbelievably incompetent caricatures. One cop shows up and starts helping Jack chase a "bad guy" even though she (the cop) has never heard of CTU. She just takes Jack's word that he has some special authority to chase people with a gun.
- The frat boy kidnappers in the inconspicuous purple Scooby-Doo van (with the neon license plate holder) apparently had masking tape and a gun all along, but it took them until the fourth episode to tie the girl up! In the third episode they left the girls in the van unrestrained with the door open.
- The terrorists are the most disorganized criminals imaginable. But what makes no sense is how the sniper is waiting on the hillside when they go to retrieve the ID. If only the two female terrorists know the location, how could the male terrorist know where to position the sniper ahead of time?
Did anyone read the script before they started filming? It's impossible to put into words how bad this show is. I think the real-time concept, coupled with total amateur writers, killed any potential the show had. In order to keep the action going in "real-time" they had to invent all kinds of wild tangents and subplots to justify such a rapid pace.
The only positive thing is it makes great material for a myst3k night. At least then you won't mind the ticker counting away the time wasted on this mess.