Run. Don't walk; run. A young man sells wines in a wine shop. A young woman asks where the white wine is, and he says "one aisle over." Then he asks if she is looking for something specific, and she says "a good one?" Now, instead of asking what food, if any, she is pairing with the wine, he asks her if she likes Hip-Hop. Then he starts talking about the various varietals: "Chardonnay is like the granddaddy of wine. It's versatile, smooth, and kind of goes with anything, you know, it's like the Jay-Z of wine." But wait, there's more. "Pinot Grigio is a white wine but with a little bit of spice to it. It's like, 'Oh, you thought I was just a white wine? I'm about to get stupid.' It's like a Kanye West." And this supposed expert mispronounces it "GREE-zhee-o" rather than the proper "GREE-jo." I had to stop watching at that point, before he murdered a description of Reisling. And yes, this one-star review is legitimate, even though I saw less than two minutes after the opening credits, because it is a movie that heavily features wine and the pursuit of expertise and mastery of it, but it doesn't even handle the basics with anywhere approaching respect for the craft. There are any number of legitimate love stories surrounding the mastery of sommellerie and winemaking. Watch those instead.