Grand adventure, clumsy execution I'm giving this 7 stars because I love the effort that goes into big, sweeping scifi adventure movies...ones with lots of delicious special effects. And this movie certainly fits the bill. Unfortunately, what could have been a great movie ends up being just passable entertainment. The story starts with a great premise (so great that I went home and immediately downloaded the whole ebook series), but the moment John Carter lands on Mars the characters actions start to lose credibility.
First of all, the wire work when John is finding his new found strength is clumsy at best. And it seems that the filmmakers never really set clear parameters for John's powers. One scene he destroys half an army of the green, horned martians, and the next scene he is being tossed around by just one of them. It seems to me if you can destroy half of their army, you can certainly fend off just one of them.
But the worst offense for me, was the awkward dialog between John and the martian princess. Stilted, with no natural flow, too much talky and not enough subtext. Let their relationship unfold naturally, we want to see them fall in love in a way that is credible. And why would he fall in love with her anyway? For someone who was half naked, she didn't even feel like she was a real woman of flesh and bones. Half-scientist, half- warrior, you'd think she would have jumped off the screen as a character, but her character seemed only half-drawn. Definitely a problem with script & direction, but the actress may be partly to blame. Not sure, haven't seen her in anything else I can remember.
Having said that, I would still recommend this movie to other scifi lovers. There's enough interesting things going on in the movie, and enough other world strangeness to get your fix. I just wish the movie would have been better realized.
I would definitely see a sequel, but wouldn't be too upset if one never gets the green light. Come on Disney! This is twice you've squandered two franchises with great potential. I still don't understand how the new Tron was so beautiful and so boring. I fell asleep!
However, I don't think anyone would likely fall asleep in this movie.
(How's that for a tagline?) "John Carter...You'll Stay Awake!"