EXTREMELY annoying "musical" This ... this ... this is an EXTREMELY annoying movie, wow!! It's trying to pass itself off as a musical but, really, just belting out lines at random notes does not a musical make. This isn't music, it's highly aggravating, ear-splitting CACOPHONY ... IT'S A FREAKING HEADACHE!! There isn't a single actual song ... it's all just, oh, let me take these (very badly written) lines and "sing" them ... and, believe me, the lines are CRINGE-WORTHY!!!! I can't comprehend how anyone could think this "musical" with its lack of actual music and its extremely juvenile dialogue (oh, yeah, and plot) was a good idea ... and then random cheating just out of nowhere, haha ... take that, little children ... life sucks, even in fairy tales, and now you know it ... by the way, you know Santa?? HE'S NOT REAL!! :D :D :D :D And the casting, ho ho ho, this is Cinderella like you've never seen her before. If it ever occurred to you that Anna Kendrick would make a TERRIBLE Cinderella, YOU WERE RIGHT, because she looks like a 12-year-old playing dress-up and it's very, very sad. And disturbing. Oh, and Rapunzel? Well, apparently she can control when to grow her lengthy tresses back, haha, because her hair returns IMMEDIATELY after the baker's wife cuts it off (to the point where the witch doesn't notice anything anything out of the ordinary) ... and then remains short when, later in the movie, the witch cuts it off!!!!!! (??????) Seriously, people, this is bad.