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The Dark Tower
(2017)

The story of Roland of Gilead.....(?)
I had hoped to watch Roland-Idris quietly move through a vast and surreal desert (the book like).

Both Jake (kid) and Walter (villain) get more screen time than Roland however. And 75% takes place in NYC, not Mid-World. (If I wanted NYC, would have stayed home and watched Seinfeld or Goodfellas....)

Casting was great.

Ending was horrid.

An extra star for the attempt of S. King multiverse. They even stole half the plot from Doc Sleep.

I assume all plans for sequels and a spin off show are now dead & buried.

Matthew McConaughey should reprise the character in a remake of The Stand (HBO).

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