joni-stamm

IMDb member since August 2012
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Reviews

Oggy Oggy
(2021)

First season ok
I've never heard of oggy until my 3 year old started watching it. She enjoys shows without words a lot of the time. I think it's good for creativity and imagination. Not always having to rely on words to tell a story. Then season two. The voice over. Explaining what the characters are doing. My daughter doesn't like the seasons with the person explaining things. There is no explanation needed. So she only watches the first season. Such a shame. Who wants to hear someone tell you what is happening? Disappointing for her. Otherwise a cute show to watch. Not sure what else to say about this show.

Arrow
(2012)

Soap opera
If Smallville met Batman and they met somewhere in the middle. I'm surprised if the viewing audience is men, this is geared more like a soap opera than a real super hero action show. There is so much drama. And so much is unexplained about the skills of Arrow. Some of the actors are so bad, it's hard to watch. Most of the main actors/actresses are ok, but some of the supporting roles...where did they find them? I haven't watched the whole series yet so we will see how it goes. So far, not bad, not great. It's just a little fake when it comes to being a super hero show. Bunch of perfect looking people pretending to make a serious show.

The Whale
(2022)

Slow, boring dialogue
I was really looking forward to watching this movie. This has made it all the more disappointing: I can't figure out why this was raved about. Brandon IS a good actor, I thought we already knew that. This movie is slow, sad, nothing happens. What introspective thoughts am I supposed to be having? Being overweight IS hard. Is that what this moving is trying to convey or "teach" us?

All that happens is people sit around talking, arguing? Lacks humor, am I just supposed to be miserable for two hours? Is that the point of this? I'm sorry but isn't rate this higher. Very disappointed, glad I didn't watch in theaters.

This Is Us
(2016)

Enjoyable
Very enjoyable show, also very heart warming and heartbreaking all at the same time. I love the story of their lives, the twists and turns. It's worth the watch. Season four and five were my least favorite, kind of a let down and more on the depressing side. It was a big shift in how the first three seasons were made. Still watchable but not very enjoyable. There were some good parts and had to finish it all but still wish it hadn't changed so much from the other seasons. I feel like they just tried to figure out how to wrap it up and it went a little strange. Overall, good show. That's all she wrote.

Dead to Me
(2019)

Skip season 3
Listen to everyone else on here; season 3 is not worth your time. This show started off fun but season 3 is just terrible on so many levels.

The longer I watched the show, the more annoying Jen became. They really made her into an angry, hateful person. It becomes very difficult to watch. I had to even forward some of the scenes.

What started as a few laughs turned into just an irritating show about an angry person who can't get herself together. The swearing gets out of control too where it just becomes a drag and doesn't add anything but negativity.

We know we all like to finish things, but save yourself the time unless you just want to prove to yourself all these reviewers are correct.

Âya to majo
(2020)

Not for Ghibli fans or anyone
No no no. Just no. It's so sad that it's so terrible. Nothing explained well, the main character is annoying. Actually all the characters are annoying and they just yell and are angry all the time.

What Lies Below
(2020)

Skip this trash
Who the heck made this and why? What a total waste of time and talk about stupidity. I cannot fathom how movies can be so bad; what total garbage. Now I need to watch something else to get my life back.

Fractured
(2019)

No thank you
You think it's going to be good. You end up realizing (too late) that it's a horrible ending. It's stupidity at its finest. I wish there was a way to take back time when a dumb movie is watched.

All the Bright Places
(2020)

Sad, sad
This movie makes me sad. I would want to watch this with my teen vs them watching alone. It is very depressing. Realistic yes these things happen. But it is very heavy for young people, even for adults really. I wish movies for young kids were more inspiring.

The Batman
(2022)

Yawn
Unoriginal Batman. Slow paced, normal crime drama with Batman. Not worth making into a movie. I have nothing else to add, the end. The end. Yawn. Submit review.

Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore
(2022)

Nothing to see here
Where is the whimsy? The adventure? This is filled with confusing dialogue. I'm disappointed in this series, I was hoping for more of Harry Potter awesomeness. Instead it drags and is just stupid. But everyone has to watch it for themselves thinking, it HAS to be good. Nope. It isn't. But you're going to watch it anyway, right?

You Don't Know Me
(2021)

The ending makes everything else a waste
I thought the show was done well overall. I felt cheated by the end. Why watch all these episodes only to not really be given a legit ending after all this?

Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness
(2022)

Superhero or sorcery?
I enjoyed most of this film. I was someone letdown that Wanda Vision was who she was in this show. Didn't really make for a good plot. The part that really got me is all the sorcery, I thought this was a super hero movie. The violence was also over the top and unnecessary. If this is the way Marvel is going with there movies, I'm out.

Private Life
(2018)

Let down, disappointing
What a waste of a two hour movie. What a let down. So basically watch our crappy lives and nothing ever gets better or resolved? Who wants to watch this?

Maid
(2021)

Good idea, too bad it dragged at the end
I'm sorry I couldn't rate this better. It started off well, overall kept my interest. It starts to drag towards the end. They also stopped trying and seemed to just give up; why not have them go to court? Why do all the build up only to take the easy way out and not have her need to fight for her rights and for herself? This could have been more powerful.

Surviving Summer
(2022)

Teen friendly
Teen friendly which I applaud as there aren't a lot of good wholesome teen shows out there. It's fairly low key. The most disappointing part is the main character, Summer. I find her character annoying and useless in this show. Ari is the real star.

Offspring
(2010)

Why would you do that?
Ok so I have really been enjoying the show. Real life but lots of humor. Keeps you engaged. And then you go and kill Patrick? This is pathetic. You finally build up the relationship and do this? Writer is a moron.

Turning Red
(2022)

Cute panda, bad message
There are no redeeming qualities in this show. Sends 12 year old message to do whatever they want, you're a woman now because you got your period? Not to mention the crazy insane mom they put into this? It's also too intense to be a PG animation. This is a no go for me. No positive messages in this.

Sweet Magnolias
(2020)

If you have time to kill
Brooke is a terrible actress. Her facial expressions make me cringe. This is not a good show. It's an easy watch if you don't care about the bad acting, contrived stories, and the coach is supposed to be hot? Ugh. He is a big man child who hasn't even learned how to dress. The southern accent is terrible; especially the x-husband. If you have time to kill...

Capitani
(2019)

Started well then lost its way
Very disappointing to have something start so promising and end in such a mess. The last episodes were a waste just trying to confuse the audience and ruining the entire show. What a convoluted ending. I wouldn't recommend watching.

Seven Seconds
(2018)

Too slow
I like the premise of this movie. I don't like the stupidity of those in the show investigating. And why is this SO slow? This would have been better as a movie. I don't even know if I will finish it.

The Book of Boba Fett
(2021)

Disappointing
Disappointing and slow. Not a lot happens in the 7 episodes. Overall boring. Go watch the Mandelorian instead. There's isn't a lot to watch these days so if you just want to waste some time or have to see for yourself, go for it. Don't expect too much.

Disparu à jamais
(2021)

Meh
Disappointed. I have been watching the other Corbin series on Netflix and they have actually been good. This one was poorly acted, the dubbing is terrible. The show is all over the place, the end disturbing. I would skip this one unless you have a lot of time to kill.

Good Girls
(2018)

The voice
I overall like this show, something easy to watch after a long day. Some of the characters are annoying, especially the main actress, Beth. She gets worse as the show progresses. She is an annoying power hungry, cash hungry woman. Her voice changes too; not in a good way.

Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings
(2021)

Ugh
No thank you. What a waste of time. Worst marvel movie ever! I can't believe this is a Marvel film. My review is too short? I'm sorry, it's not worth a longer review or more or my time.

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