iadelong

I don't see how you could not like this movie... I mean, listen to this: at the beginning of the movie, Norris has to go to Brazil to rescue the first lady. Logically, he has to take a stealth bomber from which he parachutes from at somewhere around Mach-1. Norris then proceeds to land on the roof, pull some outrageous swing-through-the-window bull****, roundhouse kick everyone in the chest, and parachute to the ocean where he drops off the first lady to a waiting seals team and continues to parachute off into the distance.

Jump ahead half an hour and some Asian chick is punching the new recruit in the crotch as he does pull ups. awesome.

Jump ahead an hour and a defenseless girl gets knocked the **** out with a sucker punch to the face.

Jump ahead to the very end and a kidnapped scientist makes a nuclear bomb out of plutonium, a pile of metal, and a screwdriver.

Overall, this is a hilariously terrible movie.