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Happy Feet
(2006)

A visual masterpiece.
This movie set the bar at a new level for animation. This is a great companion piece to "March of the Penguins". (In fact, you should see "March of the Penguins" before seeing this one.) While the stock animated movie script still seems be 'cute-yet-quirky animals on quest', this one pulls it off better than most.

Arguably, the film makers tried to cram too many songs into the soundtrack. And the story didn't need to be as long as it was but the overall environmental message was good.

In the end, you'll look how the choices of our 'modern' lifestyles affect the rest of the world.

This movie is definitely worth the watch -- and a discussion with your kids afterward.

Elizabethtown
(2005)

A study in the overuse of cloying, trite plot devices
Every time I thought this movie couldn't get worse, it did.

For this reason alone, I kept watching: morbid fascination.

It was a slow-motion traffic accident.

Stereotyping small town locals as one-dimensional hicks is such a lame and tiresome plot device. NOT stereotyping would have made things interesting. (For example, the movie "Junebug" shows how apparently simple town folk can have depth.) There must have been some temporal anomalies from Star Trek afoot in Elizabethtown -- how else can you explain:

  • how Claire Colburn (Kirsten Dunst) was able assemble a scrapbook/map and accompanying 42-hour CD music mix (complete with her perky voice-over!) while also spending all her time seducing Drew Baylor (Orlando Bloom), chatting him up over the phone, and saving guests from a burning hotel?


  • how Hollie Baylor (Susan Sarandon) was able to take stand-up comic classes, tap dancing lessons, learn organic cooking techniques and auto-repair, and travel from Oregon to Kentucky all in the time between hearing of the death of her husband and burying him? (Her scene on stage was the most painful part of this "traffic accident". I just couldn't take my eyes away!)


  • how a running shoe product launch could possibly cost a billion dollars and why 28-year old is given a billion dollars to play with in the first place?


Finally, the road trip is the final offender.

Because the movie couldn't dredge up any of its own meaningful iconic symbolism, it tries to cheat by force-feeding movie-goers with motherhood Americana. The movie takes us to the Lorraine Motel balcony where Martin Luther King was assassinated -- presumably, the audience would be loath to criticize a motherhood icon such as Marting Luther King and -- the producers hope -- would be loath to criticize the movie.

They're wrong -- we can tell the difference.

(Notice that Tom Cruise is one of the producers so, on several levels, we shouldn't be so surprised by this.)

Pink Five Strikes Back
(2004)

Laugh out loud funny!
Somebody please give Amy Earhart a feature role!

I love movies like this: when your not laughing, your smiling. Amy Earhart's timing and presence are impeccable.

In the same vein as "LION KING 1 and 1/2", Pink Five shows us what was happening just around the corner, in the other room, or over the next hill when the other intrepid Star Wars heroes were saving the galaxy.

The Pink Five movies have great moments in them that you unfortunately rarely find in Hollywood movies. For a fan film, the production values are outstanding. I hope George Lucas includes them in the extras when he eventually sells all six Star Wars movies as a set.

Watch it -- and join the rest of the Pink Five fans who are eagerly awaiting the next installment: RETURN OF PINK FIVE.

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