Kyuubi1793

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Avengers: Infinity War
(2018)

Nothing short of the best superhero movie ever created (as of 2018)
I don't need to add much more than what has already been said so I'll instead sum up the pros and cons of this movie.

Pros:
  • Best villain to date: Thanos is greatly developed and you wanna see more of him
  • Best action to date: the fights are all fantastically choreographed and epic
  • Awesome drama and twists: You feel for both the villain and heroes, they have been so well developed and created that each one going through a phase here feels compelling... and it takes balls to go as far as this movie has. BvS, get lost!
  • Great story: the story itself may be simple (super villain wants MacGuffin to rule/destroy/semi-save the universe) but it's the good ol' formula done at its best!
  • Epic music: as usual the music for an Avengers movie is amazing. Alan Silvestri did a fantastic job on the whole thing.
  • Great build-up: the build-up for the next movie(s) is something the MCU has perfected like no other and this one is no exception.


Cons:
  • Main villain motivation: more of a small con than a big one but still one worth noting; the original motive for Thanos to collect the Infinity Stones/Gems was changed in this iteration for a more... peaceful reason. As sympathetic as this makes Thanos, one has to question the reason for this monumental change.
  • Underuse of some characters: with a cast so huge that it makes any contender afraid to even consider trying it it's only natural that some characters will have more screentime than others. As such, some characters should really have been given a bit more than others. Of course the runtime would likely have been too long if that was taken into account.


And that's my review of what is easily the greatest MCU movie, the greatest comic book movie and the greatest movie of 2018. Congratulations Marvel/Disney, you have once again shown why you are the juggernaut that you are! DC wishes it was you lol :p

Gekijôban Fearî Teiru: Doragon Kurai
(2017)

Following into the downward spiral of the manga it's based on...
I'm not gonna sugarcoat it: Fairy Tail is easily the worst example of its genre, Shonen, that there is... and it's BAD! From it's terrible execution of fights to overuse of fan service, from the nonsensical character motivation to the plot induced stupidity and shark-jumping, from its clichéd and obnoxious characters and its overuse of friendship speeches that replace meaningful dialogue, Fairy Tail as a whole is just garbage. Only the greatest numb-skulls love this train wreck and even then most don't even watch it for anything else but the love affairs (shipping) that really aren't the focus of the series in the first or last place.

This movie follows right into the shoes of its source material. To start off, this movie was promised to take place AFTER the events of the manga, servicing as a climax to the series in the same manners as "The Last: Naruto the Movie" was to the Naruto manga. This is quickly dashed to pieces as it apparently takes place after the events of the Tartaros arc. So already we can tell that we're being lied to by the author himself, Hiro Mashima... not that being deceived by him isn't already common occurrence after the many times we were suckered into his horrible changes.

The plot itself is also basically a rehash of the last movie: An evil ruler of a newly introduced kingdom steals an ancient artifact of great power that he wants to use to take over the world; introducing King Animus as the Prince Cream and Sonya as the Éclair of this movie. There is, like in the manga, no originality in the story or characters. It's really a by-the-numbers Fairy Tail production with nothing you haven't seen before. The only difference: the budget is MUCH larger and the animation is nicer... what a waste of time and money.

The action is as simplistic and typically Fairy Tail as well, giving us the exact same formula of "good guy gets really beaten up but then believes in his friends and 1-shot the much more powerful enemy" that the series is infamous about. While we do get to see the highly hyped up Natsu as a semi-dragon it doesn't excuse the sloppy and boring action that FT has to offer on a constant basis.

The biggest difference Fairy Tail has with other series of its genre is the overuse of fan service. Whereas most Shonen have fan service but don't let it overstay its welcome, Fairy Tail actively tries to make itself appear like a soft-core hentai or unabashed ecchi. From Lucy using her weak sex appeal to get her wishes (contradictory to what her claims that she doesn't like doing this) to Erza being unfazed of being naked in front of anyone (save for Jellal) to the pathetic pandering of bathroom/sauna scenes, Fairy Tail has made a name for itself as the most depraved Shonen there is. Dragon Cry's promotional material and trailers all seemed to bash this into our heads by showing it's main character, Lucy Heartfilia, in seductive belly-dancer clothing, clothing she wears throughout a large portion of the movie... all to keep the viewer invested in seeing her for exactly what she is: a tool. I'm not going to act like fan service isn't allowed in Shonen but it has to make sense and be but a small distraction from serious or during comedic moments... not take up over 30% of the material. Fairy Tail's biggest fans only come to see half or fully naked 2D animated characters being put in situations of embarrassment, only to salivate over it like depraved horny mongrels.

Fairy Tail's strongest point, which the manga lacks obviously, is the anime's musical score. Music has always been a thing Fairy Tail does surprisingly right, giving us upbeat and sinister orchestral to soft and soothing scores. So as much as the movie is dull and boring, if you close your eyes and just listen then you might catch some good music every now and then when the characters aren't speaking. If that doesn't do it for you, refrain from wasting money on this movie and just buy/download the OST of it and enjoy what little good it has to offer.

In conclusion, not that it comes to anyone's surprise, this movie is purely a waste of time, effort and money. Hiro Mashima was stated to have written the script and story of this movie and it blatantly shows. It has everything good and bad, especially bad, that the worst of Shonen has to offer. I would tell its fans to not waste their time watching it but I know that would be as much a waste of effort as everything else. So to them I say: this is exactly what you're used to, only with nicer animation and a longer running time... enjoy your garbage!

To anyone new to the series or movie: Go waste your money on something else.

And to those who massively downvote this review: the only reason you're doing it is because you're too salty to realize I'm right. Goes to show how much of a hypocritical fanbase FT really has if the fans cannot even tolerate other people's opinions. People even write reviews like Youtube comments to respond to other reviews they dislike... truly pathetic, but not unexpected for Fairy Tail fans.

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