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Fat Dog Mendoza
(1998)

CN Europe
i am from Europe so I saw all of their co productions, none of these were shown in the united states; no surprise, most of these shows are terrible

This show is not funny, has many creepy characters and it does not make sense also the animation was very ugly and bad

A few episodes of this show are on YouTube

I think this show is creepy unfunny horribly animated and I hated it when it premiered in the 90s and I still hate, it, people say I am a 90s fan boy but this show is horrendous and from 1998 so in your screaming face

Eliot Kid
(2008)

Eliot Kid
this has got to be the most boring cartoon ever created... OK second most boring behind The Looney Tunes Show OK so this is a show about a kid called Eliot who has an incredibly boring Life At times however his imagination goes wild and even in one episode he thought humans were becoming robot clones and their mission is to make Eliot eat his broccoli, clean his room and make him wear the itchy t-shirt that he hates This show is more than obviously a rip-off of Mona the vampire; one of the worst shows ever created Eliot aka Idiot sees in every regular situation something dangerous he also has 2 stupid friends that believe everything he says

Secret Mountain Fort Awesome
(2007)

now
and now the last crappy show, the secret mountain fort awesome, this is another terrible show, here we go again the characters are idiots the animation looks like it was drawn by retards the humor is hideous and the show is gay and disgusting It is about a group of aliens called the disgusted, attractive right? the leader is fester, a purple monster who loves to punch himself in the face then there is fart, an alien made out of butts another character is dingle who just looks creepy then there is snot an alien who is hairy and his nose is full of snot and finally the stupid alien who is a green ball with pimples this show is just really gross and not funny

The Amazing World of Gumball
(2011)

decent
I only have a few problems with this show, it is OK though

however if it had better writing it would be much better

the two problems I have with this show are:

#1 it is not amazing enough to have the word "amazing" in it's name and #2 some characters (not to name names but Darwin) are just really weird this show doesn't need weird characters for the episode plots Darwin used to be a pet goldfish but somehow grew arms and legs

OK did gum ball feed Darwin flakes that have radioactive plutonium and francium in them

The first season wasn't very good but now it is much better

unbelievable cartoon network has a good cartoon!

The Problem Solverz
(2011)

absolutely terrible
so, cartoon network is going to replace ROBOTOMY with a good show right??? WRONG!!! well it cant be worse than out of jimmy's head right? Wrong Again! The following is the worst thing I have ever seen, I am talking about THE PROBLEM SOLVERZ BECAUSE POOR LITERACY IS KEWL The animation is even worse than Adventure Time, and the first show were the fan art is actually better than the actual shows art! The characters are brain dead idiots and the humor is so bad that there is no way possibly it can be worse this show has 3 main characters the most annoying one is Alf he is a pile of... diarrhea? seriously what is that thing?! he was found and raised by Horace and his twin brother Robot This show is so terrible that I would rather watch all the twilight movies and every episode of Out Of Jimmy's Head, The Looney Tunes Show and Dora the Explorer than ever want to watch a single episode of this show EVER AGAIN Believe it or not this show is going to have a second season... CARTOON NETWORK HOW COULD YOU REPLACE ROBOTOMY WITH THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Robotomy
(2010)

Robotomy
this is a good show, if you read my earlier reviews you should know I am a fan of dark humor and this show is great but very intense and violent and dark But this however is the best show I have seen on cartoon network since 2006 FINALLY CARTOON NETWORK you made a funny show! I also really like that this show has many references to pop culture, but they are done In a way that people will find them funny 20 years from now No way they can ruin this show right??? WRONG!!! this show got canceled after only 1 season 10 episodes JUST an ABSOLUTE ABJECT FAILURE whose idea was this?! I really hope they have a good reason for canceling the only good show on CN right now It is so sad it ended this way

Regular Show
(2010)

Adventure Time's brother
this show is about a blue jay named Mordecai and a raccoon named Rigby they are slackers at a park and have many "adventures" both are stupid and also selfish, Rigby is also the 3rd most annoying cartoon character behind Fred and The Annoying orange other characters include, Benson a hot tempered gum ball machine, who is the only like able character as he yells at the 2 jerks Pops, a walking lollipop (this is the creepiest thing I have ever seen) Muscle Man, a fat green guy, HFG a high five ghost with a hand on his head, and skips the only character with an IQ higher than that if a walnut and gets the 2 jerks out of trouble, shouldn't the 2 jerks return the many favors?! and the blandest character of all MARGARET I flipping HATE HER she is a stupid Mary Sue and is only there to be Mordecai's crush and believe it or not this show is even weirder than adventure time, every episode starts so boring, that you fall asleep than gets so drugged up that words cannot describe it I watched 3 episodes 1st was Brain Eraser our 2 super heroes are playing video games and Rigby finds pops' Mustache Monthly and has Mordecai deliver it and accidentally sees him naked... you know, for KIDS and then they have to get the image out of his head by watching a supernatural tape of anime and they become as mindless as Justin BIeber fans then they cover pops with a towel and get rid of the memory this episode was 100 times more inappropriate than Buffalo Gals, there is no way a normal person could make a cartoon like THIS Then I watched Benson Be Gone, the 2 jerks cause trouble at the park and Benson gets Demoted (I am sorry for the only cool character in this show) because of this a human called Susan gets his job, then Benson works with the 2 jerks and gets fired for slacking and becomes a bum then he meets a hobo and realizes he has to get his job back... then Susan starts turning everyone into her and Benson saves them, it is revealed Susan is a Demon, also the hobo in the end rams his car into her heel and the episode ends The last episode I saw was the power, in this episode the 2 morons are wrestling and make a hole in the wall the raccoon then shows the blue jay a keyboard that he stole from a wizard, the board has magic powers and because of that they send skips to the moon, in the end they save him and put a hole in the wall what's funny?! This show also curses and Rigby said the word p--s many fans are trying to tell people that p--s is not a curse word THAN WHY IS IT ONE OF THE 7 DIRTY WORDS, a swear that shouldn't be a swear is jack ass that word just means male donkey, nothing else, however pops naked and the p word are not the only inappropriate things in this show like "How in the H are we going to fix this S" or "Don't look at our crotches while we synchronize our watches" I think this show should be on adult swim and I do not care that this show is rated TV-PG-V it is on cartoon network, and kids are going to watch it Seriously, what's next, how could this show get more inappropriate Pops: oh 2 girls 1 cup, sounds divine I guess I'll just click, click, click oh their eating ice cream I just love ice cream... wait that's not ice cream, what are you making me watch AHHHHHHHHHHHHH OK that was not in the show but I wouldn't be surprised if it was this show is terrible, the humor is awful and is like adventure time and the animation is good but that doesn't make up for it

Adventure Time
(2010)

Acid Time
this show is one of the worst cartoons I have ever seen, I would rather watch fan boy and chum-chum it tries to be entertaining the same way as cow and chicken, (weird random and pointless) but it is even worse It has no jokes but toilet humor and isn't funny, also the animation is terrible and very ugly, cartoons shouldn't feel like reality but they also shouldn't feel like acid trips it feels like the people that made this are on drugs also the characters are not like able, Finn is a strange boy that never shuts up, Jake is a shape shifting dog, Marceline is a vampire that acts Gothic and likes to pick her nose and is a bad singer princess bubblegum is a Mary Sue bubblegum human Hebrew? Lumpy Space Princess is a stupid cloud with the voice of a guy and the ice king is a lonely sociopath that spends his days kidnapping women Onto the episodes I saw Slumber Party Picnic wasn't funny and was too silly, then trouble in lumpy space and the annoying cloud bites Jake and is now turning in to a cloud and they find an orb and Jake has to sit on it to become smooth again I also watched Prisoners of Love, Marceline's Closet and to cut a women's hair, none of these episodes were funny the only thing I liked in prisoners of love was that the ice king made Finn and Jake shut the heck up and in Marceline's closet Finn sees her naked, you know... for KIDS and in to cut a woman's hair Finn gives a witch his blonde hair and then she betrays him and uses it for evil... if someone didn't see that coming, raise your hand For some reason this show is popular and has many obsessive fans they take criticism as a personal insult and attack people for their opinions This show is bad but some shows are even worse

The Life and Times of Juniper Lee
(2005)

this is OK
this show wasn't that bad but there were some things that bugged me, this show is a rip off of Jake Long: American Dragon Some Of the similarities are:

1. there parents had there generations skipped

2. both are Chinese-American

3. both have a talking dog with magical knowledge

4. They have the same initials Juniper Lee Jake Long

5. their grandparents are their mentors

6. both are celebrities in the magical world

7. both have a troublesome sibling that also has magical powers

8. they have awkward friends

9. their responsibility is destroying their lives

this show also has many plot holes and makes no sense at times and just gets boring

Also this is an American cartoon but Juniper can frequently be heard speaking Chinese and guess what, in one episode someone sees juniper using her powers and the show gets canceled just LOL

Class of 3000
(2006)

man i hate this
this is an even crappier show than Cow and Chicken, Ugh, Class of 3000, for a long time i thought that this was the worst cartoon network show by far, the characters are really unlike able, stereotypical and dumb, the songs were very bad and it was not funny... AT ALL,

Somehow cartoon network thought that this show would be successful, and the pilot of this show was 1 hour long, CN gave this show too many chances however, it got very bad ratings and barely lasted for two seasons, also shortly after it was canceled it got sued,

And since CN gave this show more chances than other shows they even had this show on their internet site until 2010, then they removed everything that ever mentioned this show, hey, better late than never

Apparently this show was supposed to replace "Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi" FAIL, JUST FAIL, if i could give this show a ZERO i would

Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi
(2004)

really good
this is what i believe to be the last great cartoon network show, it is called Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi it is the last modern cartoon that feels really classic to me, each episode is 7 minutes long and they all feature great songs and that is why i became a fan of Puffy Ami Yumi

The animation of this show is very unique, however some people complain that the background characters are really ugly, what would you expect? many good shows have ugly background characters, like the Powerpuff Girls or Samaraui Jack

Even though Ami and Yumi are different as day and night, they are best friends, Katz on the other hand, is very greedy and will do anything for money, but he is still like able

At first i wasn't interested in this show but one day i watched an episode and loved it

Sadly CN cancelled this show after only 3 seasons and the last episodes never aired, low ratings weren't the reason though, because all seasons got high ratings, also the thing is they ordered the 4th season was ordered but the creator left CN in 2006

Cow and Chicken
(1997)

Ug
The third cartoon network show is Cow and Chicken this is the first cartoon network show that i really hated, the reason is very simple; i don't like shows that try to be entertaining by using a combination of weird, random, and pointless, i also don't consider it funny,

I mean a COW AND A CHICKEN are siblings, you can only see the lower part of their parents bodies and their cousin is a boneless chicken,

There are lots of other weird, ugly characters but they don't appear that often, the animation of this show is really bad as well

The Thing i hate most about this show is that in many episodes cow and chicken can be seen eating PIG BUTTS that is just disgusting and really not funny

Cow is dumb as a stump, chicken is cynical, Flem and Earl are Fugly Mom and Dad are legs

The only like able character in this show is the red guy because he is funny and sarcastic also, what were the creators thinking when they wrote the episode "Buffalo Gals" how did this show get past the censors in the 1st place?!

Courage the Cowardly Dog
(1999)

Awesome
my favorite cartoon network show is courage the cowardly dog, it is about courage, a puppy who lives with his owners Muriel and Eustace Bash in the middle of nowhere i am a fan of dark humor and this show is great, i could watch it day and night

Even though a lot of weird stuff happens in this show it is never pointless and always has a meaning

The characters are very likable, even Eustace, who is meant to be a jerk and most knowing for saying: "Stupid Dog, you make me look bad, OOOGAH BOOGA BOOGA"

It is very sad that this show only lasted for four seasons

The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy
(2003)

another great show
I really LOVE this show, it is great, it is another show that uses dark humor

I really love the characters Mandy is a girl that never smiles and always gets what she wants, she is my favorite character in this show, next is Grim, a Grim Reaper who lost a bet and is now forced to be Billy's and Mandy's friend forever and billy who is a complete idiot but unlike most idiots in cartoons today, he is funny and not annoying

I really hate that when this show got cancelled Cartoon Network Europe Instantly Removed it forever, just fail, it is a show that many kids and adults can enjoy

Johnny Bravo
(1997)

Johnny Bravo
this is the second cartoon cartoon and as a kid i hated it but this has changed, i really like this show, it has a very classic formula and it can be enjoyed by kids and adults as well my favorite episode of this show is when johnny bravo meets the SCOOBY DOO gang this show is funny original, the characters are funny and like able but you cant watch this show too much as it ALMOST ALWAYS has the same setup, johnny bravo is also kind of a pedophile because all he does is hang out with a girl scout but that is the magic of cartoons, you can make the weirdest things seem normal, i recommend watching this show highly,

Lessons for life, men don't act like him, women if u see a man acting like this RUN!

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