monkeybrainjam

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Caminantes
(2020)

Looks promising but...
They didn't know how to end it so it doesn't really ends, it just finish without explanation like The Devil Inside. So many incoherences along the way that we are supposed not to think but that doesn't make sense in a found footage. It doesn't respect the rules, because it will spoil his idea so he ignores them and creates new ones but I don't believe his characters will record what the did. It starts creepy and scary but loose all the power as soon as you know what's happening. Also is sadic, the director thinks he's Haneke torturing the audience, mistreating the characters we were supposed to root for but in the end it's just tasteless. Also the originality lays only on being the first using found footage for this specific horror sub genre. Nothing makes sense and it left me angry. Top list of least satisfying horror endings.

The Conjuring
(2013)

This movie is amazing
Just saw it yesterday in Nocturna Fim Festival. It was an outstanding film. So well done, scripted and acted. The movie doesn't have any mercy on the audience and it's so disturbing you won't believe until you see.

I'm not gonna enter in details or spoilers, just gonna let you now it a movie that gonna stay for you for a while after you see it. It also opens a door for becoming quite a paranormal investigator myself, looking up for all the details mentioned in the movie, and getting amazed by it' accuracy.

This film it's made to become a new classic in the horror genre, not only because it's quality, but because it's fright factor.

The first half of the movie it's paced down, let you know and love the characters. but the second half! oh boy! it's so damn chilling it will keep you gasping and crawling your hands.

Very well done

2 Broke Girls: And the Candy Manwich
(2012)
Episode 6, Season 2

best episode ever!!!!
I had so much fun i was laughing my ass of! So good I have to watch it again!! Love it Loveeeeee It Keep em coming like this one. Feels like season 1 and I didn't even care they didn't save any money for the cupcake business. Some love in the air at last!!

With this show it's pretty annoying and frustrating when they spend a whole episode and there's no advance in any level,no money saving, either personal or in the cupcakes, so it's quite refreshing to have some love in the air like season 1 had.

I think it's about time for the girls to have some fun too in the love business and the sex jokes were truly funny, the script was nasty and clever ant the secondary characters were pure delight.

The whole Candy Andy get my freak on!

Go gurls!!

Fuga de cerebros
(2009)

SPOILERS probably worst Spanish movie of the decade...
SPOILERSSSS there's no words to explain the awfulness of this movie, but I will try...

This is a movie where a bunch of Spanish prototypes went to a posh place to demonstrate that we are stupid, obsessed with sex and we cannot behave in public, but in the end doesn't matter cause id you are disabled or blind a girl will feel in love with you...natural charming? where's the script? If you found a relation between sequence and sequence just tell me...

why on earth Antena 3 put Mario Casas, with his weird faces, to star a movie full of close ups of him looking at the floor...

Is so long, TWO HOURS, for the genre and so boring...

Is a total rip off of American pie, Road trip... but without the funny parts...

I wish I get my 2 hors of life back, I'm not a movie hater, but this is beyond hating... this is a War!! Avoid contact, tell your friend and family, tell everyone....

And the worst is that Spanish culture Ministry financed this...

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