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Baldur's Gate III
(2023)

Dungeon Master that has a tentacle fetish
I had a wonderful time with this game the journey was exciting on every step and the Companions were so warm and interesting .

I have not had this feeling with an rpg since I played Dragon Age a long time ago and now I finally have it the feeling of obsession where I could not get the game out of my head and they characters those were certainly part of it. My only real problem with the game is the later halves have way too many enemies so battle can take an hour but it is mostly the last chapter it happens.

I played it as a barbarian knocking heads and brute forcing my way through but it is really fun seeing all the others different ways you can get through the game and it is almost an immersivesin in how many ways you can get through the game.

I really appreciate the characters and the crest and how how you handle it changes how the characters act and even if they're alive in different acts of the game it must have been a nightmare to program, but it's so nice to see difference.

Another problem I have to the game is that it is so long for me it took 69 hours and I didn't mostly everything so it's certainly a once a lifetime experience because I'm not going back to it takes too much time.

The graphics look insane I played on PS5 and the music really was good to zones I was in special boss fight against Raphael god the music was so good dear.

But the biggest problem with the technical stuff was the loading times 30 seconds was a bit too much.

Game is a really fun Dungeon Master that has a tentacle fetish and it is a fun and varied adventure with characters that have worth remembering and even if I'm not a fan of rog style games I can appreciate it because I loved it even if I am not the biggest fan of the genre. I would recommend it as a masterpiece.

TS best girl is karlach.

Southern Comfort
(1981)

A nice journey into the swarms with some lovely people .
Captain knows what he's doing, but he's not a distant for this world long and others are some of the stereotypically Bad soldiers and God was fun watching them.

Watching the story is this horrible swamp I can almost feel the exhausting watching them walk through this awful experiences and then watching these redneck French Hunters.

It's a nicely shot movie with some awful locations and almost horror Feeling because of the going down one after one.

It is a tense experience even if the acting isn't the best it is worth recommending and it is from a really good director!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Halo Infinite
(2021)

wasn't for Co-op with my friend, I would not have finished it
For me this game is hard to review because I had a good time with the game but it was only because I played it with a friend. If I had played it alone. I would have had one of the most exhausting and horrible experience with halo gmae I had ever had.

Gameplay experience is based on legendary, which I must say was horrible balance. Enemies are so precise . Me and my friend have to play in Russian style human wave Tactics and . Damage so hard that I had to play with certain weapons and damaged them for far to avoid getting instantly killed.

And whoever decided that they should have health bars that are so large and annoying that it takes forever to kill them and when you want out of ammo. I have to just use fits and we have it so bad, there were two Hunters me and my friend had to use 20 minutes to grab and melee it to death.

Brightside I like the grappling hood it adds a lot of fun verticality and me and my friend here at infinite more fun Just using them, then actually killing many of the enemies.

Insanely glitches one time the enemy didn't spawn so we couldn't get further ,another time the checkpoint glitches out so we had to restart to actually make new checkpoints again. So many times it crashed when loading , it is just an exhausting experience if it wasn't because we were Halo fans. I would have left this game in the dust and never touch it again.

The Sandbox doesn't add so much it feels very repetitive after a while and when you try to use a very powerful scorpion tank and the enemy still kill you in no time it's feels so disappointing and weak.

I think the story is fine my only problem with it is it is mostly feels like the franchise doesn't know what to do anymore and it's just grafting at straws. It is certainly the sin of Halo 4 that went the story became more character based instead of plot-based

soon realized that the only compelling characters are master chief and katana, and we are just left with those two forever in Conflict or together and conflict and together. It is a universe where they can only use two characters.

If it wasn't for Co-op with my friend, I would not have finished it and this is the worst Halo game even if I like some of the Mechanics like the hrafting Hook.

Moonwalker
(1988)

ultimate vanity project
Michael Jackson movie in is the ultimate vanity project and I am proud that he made it et It is a swede peace of Art you can only make when you are high on yourself on a level never experience to others and your the top of your carriever.

After watching the first 20 minute of jerking off in our face then it becomes a spectacular insane trip through the mind of Michael Jackson and we get to see how he sees the world,world sees him, safe children defeats The Mafia escape from paparazzi's, want to be left alone. Just everything that is Michael Jackson and it is awesome.

It reminds me of a yellow submarine and but when the Yellow Submarine has kind of if I smoke a joint it will make sense this has a madman's kind of makes sense, so it is a very funny to analysis.

Michael Jackson it's not in good actor, but he's good performer which is more fun to watch especially when he's beside the children.

Insanely fun film would recommend.

Armadillo
(2010)

To feel completely unwanted.
A film for friendship, being together with your Bros and sad depressing feeling that nothing you do matters.

Being in Afghanistan in one of the most dangerous posts that the Danish military was in and just being surrounded by people who don't really want you to be there and have a mission that nobody really believes in and now you just have to be with your bros in a desert for half a year slowly losing your mind.

Authentic and realistic betrayal of it and horrible camera lenses they use to suck all the colors out of it a bit over the top but it gets the pointed for us.

Didn't help to see actually dead people and see how you slowly become one with the masculine identity on the base and just an awesome film on every level and seeing the Danish soldier doing what they do is just breathtakingly sad and also.

Maybe the music was a bit over the top of it get the point across. I really respect this movie documentary for what it did to make it feel more like a movie than a documentary.

Being John Malkovich
(1999)

Happy inside malkovich
I really enjoyed this movie just a lot of surreal humor world design and a really intelligent written script and characters were really fun.

Also really enjoyed the main character. He's a sad piece of lonely guy. I just think that he's the perfect douchebag for this story. First second scene hot girl trying to get in her pants.

Dysphoria for not feeling good in your own body is one of the things that get in the story mods of the time his relationship that is going downhill and he only really appreciates after everything is going to hell god. I mean character is so bad. I love it and black hair woman. That is just oh deliciously dominatrix like in how she tortures the main character.

It could be body horror But the way it's handle is so comedic but not overly comedic. It's kind of subtle what kind , because of monkeys and way too small working places. It has a surreal feeling that I enjoy really much.

Premise I have never seen before and have not see replicated another place and it is worth watching every Charlie Kaufman movie did he has been a part of.

Biohazard: The Darkside Chronicles
(2009)

Why the bosses
So it looks technically better. I mean the character models are higher quality and the Wii games look nice, but it also looks worse now because it have lost a lot of it dark. Atmosphere it got in the umbrella Chronicles look. It was mostly because they took assets for the GameCube games, but it's still edit a lot.

And now you can have more weapons, but they did that weird decision to instead of having the grenades on the knife button they now just have a different slot for grenades that have to compete with other weapons and that is kind of insane this stupid.

Setting in African looked so bad maybe the dark and Gray there was mostly in umbrella Chronicles was kind of repetitive but at least it did not look bad like Africa does.

Anything this game's bosses are a lot of a hill worse, the timing to not get hit is so much Tighter and I could not get it to work properly that dude with an eye socket in his arm was so bad.

I am happy they got Leon's voice actor for Resident Evil 4 that is the best part of the game for me.

It's kind of the weird part of this game. It feels like it has higher production quality behind it but also lost a lot of the soul. I would not recommend it.

Cosmopolis
(2012)

sadly I think the movie is boring
I think I got this movie, I suppose I did when I think about it. It feels like a soup of information and things happening and all of that but I think I got the message, but sadly I think the movie is boring most of the time.

The scene where he talks to people in his limousines seen not connected for the world of round him. Just thinking about the system to make more money and all the philosophical talks in the limousines. I think it's had many good moments but I also think it is very sterile to watch not many funny or interesting angles.

Most of my Goodwill comes from the last scenes in the movie the last half hour where I really think the movie picks up and became interesting but most of it. Just is about a man self-destructing, but it's not that interesting to see.

What still get interesting sexual angles from David cronberg's lovely cinematography and I still thinks it's amazing how sterile. He can make sex Look and how it is not sexy even when they are having sex.

But even if I understood the story a little bit I still think boring cinematography makes me not want to go back .

Daddy's Deadly Darling
(1973)

Awesome poster.. bad movie but FUN
We are in that situation again that situation where we have an awesome poster. I mean a really fun poster of a pig eating a Dude and then I watch the movie and it's kind of about that but not really.

It's more like man eating pigs is background and exist and I want them to do cool stuff, but we are instead seeing a psycho story.

I mean, it's not bad. It has a lot of charm because of the time period and I think it's fun perform, the actors Are Hamming it up and being fun so on that front. I was not bored while watching it and constantly looking for hairs and cigarette burns in the film was fun in itself.

Seeing the awesome cover watching the movie getting bamboozled, but it's still worth watching if you are interested in really bad 70s movies.

Why didn't I get to see the pigs eat the neighbors.

Roar
(1981)

More scared than a horror movie
So, do you want to see the most intense movie of the year most scary horror movies.

That I have this awesome bad movie with some of the upsetting scene. I've seen because they are real f** Lions beside real people and I am always afraid that somebody is about to get killed .

And the more things I learned behind scenes the more horrified this movie becomes 70 people injured ,uses own kids for the scene all the horrible unsafe moments. I'm amazed this movie got made, but I'm happy for it because now I can watch it and become horrified.

Because seeing all these animals together interacting with people is breathtaking. Maybe it is mostly horrifying but it's still an amazing feat that they could do this and animals were so scary.

I can't tell you about all the technical parts of the movie that doesn't hold up so well the editing fills all jumble and will just end in one scene to another scene without much cause and the acting on the kids are laughable, but it's just like this is not what the movie is it's about how horrifying it is to see the actors with the animals.

I would recommen this movie that is more scared than a horror movie.

L'illusionniste
(2010)

is Magic gone
I understand why people like this movie I do , sadly I find half of it boring.

When emotions hit, they hit hard and I think it's absolute worth watching to see if you are one of those Who's Gonna Love It

But for me the biggest problem was the lack of dialogue I begin to slowly fall into a trends because of the no to little dialogue.

What is absolute amazing is the animation the little detail in the hand movements all the small flowers just I think it looks like a Disney movie from the 60s when it had the more jacket style and I love it.

In the backgrounds look detail and gorgeous. Just all of the artist was in love had been put into this movie.

The slow paced very melancholy story, showing a girl magic even if it does not exist. It's a very nice movie and has some beautiful sad moments.

And the ending is just spectacular. I did not expect it and I love it.

Is Magic gone.

Ratchet & Clank: All 4 One
(2011)

what weapons to pick
What a great time to have with friends, having annoying discussing about what weapons to pick, but all in all in Fun Adventure with friends.

It's really fun. Just listening to the characters and the Script is funny and has some nice twist to them especially captain clonk and doctor various are really the stars of the show.

And me and my friends pick characters that somehow was similar to our personalities, so it was very fun taking hey. Why did you do that? Hey you are meanie, when characters did something in the stories.

The weapon are fun and when you actually get your friends to pick the same weapon as you , they are really powerful and has some fun effects especially the slowdown. Oh, it's so satisfying when it's slows down. The most powerful weapon turns them into boombe from The Lion King

My problem with the game is the voice line appeared way too much especially the captain clunk. Oh do I have to put this on my tax return?

And the middle of the game feels way to Long mostly because it's just about finding clues it almost feels empty but I would say if they took away from three hours of the middle it will be way better.

Fun with friends and unique gameplay certainly worth touching.

The Dirty Dozen
(1967)

Good dark humor
I enjoyed this movie very much. I had many laugh because of dark humor side .

Enjoy the characters many of them are really f** awful people some of them are stupid some of them are psychopaths psychopaths, but I still begin to connect with these people even so .

Character feel a bit cartoon some of them, but still it has that feeling of authenticity .

Action scenes look like those really unsafe. It's dangerous scenes that could kill people and because it was made in the 60s. I think it may even some people have died in the process.

But they're very tense and the long build up to it just makes it even more on the edge of the seat.

But it has some hilarious scene the dialogue is really punchy in the Punch lines, and it I just had a smile on my face all the way through it was never dull.

Voodoo Vince
(2003)

charm voodoo Aesthetics
So what we have here is a game with a lot of charm voodoo Aesthetics, fun puzzle system, but the platforming is stall and repetitive and it's not help by the hover mechanic.

Put the character voodoo Vince is a funny one and he is pathetic integness is also very fun. It leaves a smile on my face. The only problem is the platforming gets really tedious and collecting doesn't feel rewarding.

Walking through the game is very slow and the camera on controller is also very slow. The combat is mostly just there to see fun voodoo attacks and kill moves. It's just like I enjoyed a game, I enjoy everything around the gameplay but I don't injoy the gameplay.

But that is where you go in, play the game see if the charm is enough to you and have a wonderful time. Sadly It is not for me.

Touhou Luna Nights
(2018)

fun personality
Went into this game with no expectations and what I got out of it was insane girl adventure with knife time stop and sisterly relationships.

So we are metroidvania town again and we are eating good tonight. This is a really fun short and difficult game but really fun mechanic with throwing knives and items make it so this is not a game. I have played before it's such a unique take and combat feels so unique and fun.

Has some beautiful pixel art just very cute and Bouncy designs and I really enjoyed a music not anything I'm gonna listen to after the completing game, but it is catchy while doing the game.

And a story is nonsense but it's fun nonsense it doesn't drag it down. It's not too long and it is cute when reading the text boxes so it's not a bother.

My only 2 criticism of the game is that I think their far too few teleporting devices and I really wanted to be a little thing so you can see where item you have missed because, I needed to use a gamefaq map to find the last two items.

The game biggest strength is the high speed fun i have when playing it it just doesn't go down. It's mostly going to new items new weapons new everything it. Just keeps on going because of the short length it never gets boring and it has such a fun personality to it.

Inherent Vice
(2014)

feeling of Conspiracy everything
I enjoyed movie will enough, strong acting really strong everything together,

and the mystery is really good it's mostly people are giving him information but maybe not the correct and maybe not all of it so he has to pull all of these different strings together to find the plot.

But the movie just goes all out with the conversation. I become really hungry for some beautiful shots, downtime but we had just going for conversation to conversation to conversation. They are good written and I enjoy them it took a while to understand everything in the plot, but they are really well done. It's just sad it's going for conversations all the time.

In the movie has a really nice feeling of Conspiracy and everything is happening all around well on but you can't see it. I really enjoyed the main character it felt like he was breathing for air in in the middle of everything.

What are the best things about the movie is the vibe of the 70s close and cast the way to film sometimes have degradation to show it was shot back then. It's just a really nice vibe to the movie.

And I will enjoyed the main character. He's a nice dude. He's a nice hippie with dirty feet who can't really find out what he wants to do with his life, but at least he can work. And help his clients as much as possible.

Ghost Recon
(2010)

What a dole game
Try to get my friend to play it with me. He gave up after 15 minutes and after I played half of it. I cannot blame him.

Usually when I played light gun games, like the surprisingly good Resident Evil ones there are certain amount of enemies. It is important to hit a certain points and it has a fine looking art style but in this one.

I don't know the colors design to easier find the enemies, but sadly it looks so cartoony and after killing a hundred enemies in 10 minutes. I begin to laugh because what the hell is this, Ghost recon this is not what it's supposed to be.

It doesn't help that the weapon sound really weak like the main shooter is pathetic sounding so the enemies just fall with rectal and the sound effects don't really do much it, Just come together to be a really boring experience.

I struggle finding anything to recommendous , Sorry just find something else.

Kono Healer, Mendokusai
(2022)

sick burns all the way
To see this wonderful show about a little Dark Elf insulting berating and doing everything to make the main character feel little and lesser is wonderful. I had so many laughs and I liked that dynamic and the main character was fun to see suffer.

Just one of those fun shows where all of the monsters are pretty nice and it's mostly the main characters yelling and obusing , it has some cute designs made me chuckle a lot ,cozy time

The world doesn't feel threatening it feels mostly like theme park. It's not like a real fantasy world. It's just feels like a fun theme park. That's it to the relaxing feeling to it

and I really enjoyed Carla who's constant Burns to the main characters, her almost incapable of saying nice things without it being in some way made awful it's just so fun

certainly got some fetish parts to it.

Black
(2006)

Most powerful sounding shotgun
Is one of those games I wish were better than it is but it is fun mostly because the gun sounds so meaty and it has some beautiful lighting through the grey world.

But it also a double itched problem, for the weapons because they sound me good but the enemies take so many shots that it becomes weird like hey. I'm using the most magnificent gun in the world. Why aren't you dying ?

Weapon sound good but the power is weakened by the enemies taken too many hits

But the game looks very impressive for 2006 PS2 and Xbox game but the thing is it's kind of grey and they environments are spartan and Baron but luckily the lighting is good with the Golden streams for the cracks and Windows it does look good even if I wish it was more colors.

The story is complete and other nonsense that was put in last minute and I can feel it. I wish I could skip it because it doesn't add anything to the game. But it is fun just how bad it is.

Interesting to see what the burnout people could do with a shooting game I can see the Polish in the graphics and the sound effects even if the shooting details isn't there.

Most powerful sounding shotgun.

Hazbin Hotel
(2019)

potential but, leaves a lot hanging.
I enjoyed my time with has been hotel. My only problem is that it feels like it has a lot of potential but this first season leaves a lot hanging.

But don't get me wrong. I really enjoyed the characters interaction and the character design is still top notch. It's fun. It's lively it has some drama , but it's not overbearing the only problem. Is it has too many songs I wish that they were a bit fewer but I enjoyed it.

But the main character struggle would have once I didn't care that much about because it just seemed like it doomed project from the start so I was more interested all the other characters doing and happening and going on adventure and learning from each other and happening character development. It's just one of those shows where the side characters are more interesting.

Even if there are some points that I'm not a fan of I would say that this feels like the directors vision that was able to get through so I will admired for that. I don't feel it has been reshaped to feel some audience or company. This is the creators Vision

In voice actors data really good job. I didn't find any that were annoying or filled out of place. I think it had the good amount and god damn the characters are horny and I love it.

Fun show that leaves me wondering more.

Blade Runner 2049
(2017)

Like snow in the storm
I thought the blade Runner 2019 was okay. I didn't like the main character but I liked everything around him, but this time it's different I love everything about this movie that looks the actors. This is just so good.

I really enjoyed the worlddsign the cold feeling cities room and apartments, everything feel so steril then in the original movie it has a whole different Vibe. The main character who wanted more wanted to feel love to had somebody in their life. It was just so good. I enjoyed his trials throughout the movies and his realizations.

The slow burn to find out what the movie was about, the main characters realization of himself and the sadness, I really enjoyed the movie and all the actors performances. They all filled alive and real.

And the soundtrack and cinematography was amazing just the blown out colors to yellow the camera just slow movement never to hectic so you I could take in every scene It just good and solid and understand why the cinematographer is one of the best in this business.

Just a practical effects and blood it all just looks so good. It's amazing. How well it is and how many practical and miniature they used.

F.I.S.T.: Forged in Shadow Torch
(2021)

It's not interesting bad. It' just mediocre.
So, this is a metroidvania that has combat mechanics. It is fine way to easy and sadly the game just lacks in the visual apartment the realistic designs. They have gone with just doesn't look that good or charming. I think and the music is just take no that's fine music. It was not bad, but it's just fine my entire opinion of this game is just fine it's there. It's a piece of art that I'm sure that maybe somebody who's never played a metroidvania couldn enjoy.

But I just couldn't get any feeling out of this game. T acting didn't hit me . Story feel like nothing, like things. I've seen a million times before and the gameplay gets kind of killed by the doll environments. So it's just what am I doing here?

It's not bad bad, but that's the problem. It's not interesting bad. It's not good. It' just mediocre. Nothing to say about it.

Doragon kuesuto sôdo: Kamen no joô to kagami no tô
(2007)

interesting enough to endure the pain.
This is that kind of Wii game I look for. A unique mechanic sword fight and pairing attacks and blocking all put together with Dragon Quest design and look, just solidly designed game.

What the problem is my wrist is beginning to burn not pain but I am feeling a numbness and is worried from my tendons, but I would say that the game is an interesting experience to go through it and has some really unique challenges. I have not seen in other games.

And the game has some fine voice acting with some really funny accents. Even if I didn't feel anything for the characters. The girl has a really cute gothing outfit and I really like that dads design he was awesome if I never use him.

But the biggest problem was it had that Punch-Out mechanic where I had to wait for the enemy to attack before I could attack them and when you begin to find the same enemy in a row again and again it gets really dull.

But the unique experience on the Wii is what we're here for and it is worth picking up.

The Northman
(2022)

Myth with details
I really enjoyed how much they put into the details on the wood carvings to their clothes to the way they speak it feels so authentic to being in the Danish Trelleborg .

And the Casting was really on most of the people were from Scandinavia a single from Iceland and their girl was from Florida and they were acting so well throughout the movie I could see the pain in their characters.

Movie has a mythic feeling to it with the many Viking storytellers and ritual and you begin to doubt if it's in the head or maybe the magic is real.

Brutality to the movie and their fully done Vengeance is what I truly was remarked by and the character acting was so good just to stairs the noises all of it come together to a painfully beautiful movie .

Silence
(2016)

God is silence
This movie to be true to oneself and then asking what is the true version of oneself to go to is really phenomenal. I think this movie is one of the best crusading movies I have watched. It's not the funniest and the most interesting but the slow pace and feeling you get like the priest in the movie is just perfect.

It's also a beautiful passion project that I could really see how much scorsese and everyone put themselves into it to get it done. I did not get the feeling that it was half ass in any way and the location dates chosen Taiwan looks really good.

I think Andrew Garfield feels performance was so good the feeling of wanting to help the feeling of being a martyr of Faith, pride and loss everything he was the perfect actor for this role.

And the acting is so silent and subtle and honko you can see in the actor skinny tulsos it's just so well to showed.

Cinema was silent and study just shots staying there so we can see the actors do their work without too much editing. It was really well done.

I am not a Christian but I could empathize and still see the hardship they went through and inpathize with the faith.

What is the purpose to a priest if not to help others even if God is silence?

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