darkoneskip

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The Last House on the Left
(1972)

Great classic film
This is still a gritty suspense filled horror film , exploitation at its best . The cast could not have been picked better. Krug and the gang go on one hell of a rampage. Without spoiling by mid film you know your in for a serious ride. Some unsettling stuff goes down that to this day still makes me feel for those girls. Pretty intense stuff for its time. The remake of i spit on your grave 2010, is more up to date for those that need more blood and action. But for its time this film still is one of the exploitation revenge classics.

Deadly Friend
(1986)

Great film
I loved this film, some new comers prove to be great actors in this cool story by wes craven. Definitely a great time.

Clownado
(2019)

Wasnt Bad the haters are jerks.
Listen if youve seen any of todds films this wont disappoint you at all , i liked it alot just not a 8 star film ,the acting in this was a tad bit well low budget, but hose who say horrible are just wrong. If you like B horror todd is one of the best , it has lots of blood and some cool prosthetics (practical fx) but all in all a winner and some fun. If your looking for a 500,000 budget this is not your movie butvgreat campy b horror that todd is familiar for pick it up. Also Linnea Quigley had a small role was great to see her back in another film always nice to see the Queen of Scream back for a good horror. Would of gave it a 6 star but was hoping for a tad more gore. Cheers.

Animus
(2013)

Disappointing
Had all the makings of a great horror but didnt follow thru. Tryed to hard to be a hollywood horror. Some gore but not till 60 mins into an 80 feature. A dream sequence that qas cool but thats it. Lead lady had it going on good job but the others really hurt the acting with their delivery. But still qas shot well and had some blood so if you like 80s early 90s you will like it. If delivers in many ways just needed a lil more action or horror in the beginning. If your into B horrors you might love it if your not looking for a lot of practical spfx.

Penetration Angst
(2003)

Wow. This was a waste of 80 mins.
Idk filmed well ,acting not great but theres no bloody gore 4 or 5 good scenes (not great) and all but one after 58 mins. Man do i hate movies that take 60 mins to have a kill. Its exactly what you expect but does NOT deliver, they tryed to hard to make this film a Hollywood film. 4 stars since it was filmed and edited well.

Death Metal Zombies
(1995)

Wow was this bad
I like sov micro budget underground b movies. Low budget near no budget , but this was the worst in 10 years. Listen there wasnt anything even funny you could make fun of and laugh just bad and boring. Zombies had no make up lil black around the eyes. No effects horrible acting just C- video. You have been warned. Check out Deathgasm if you want a good metal zombie flick. 2 stars was for the effort of making a video. Cheers

Head Cheerleader Dead Cheerleader
(2000)

Great indie horror
Not a huge budget but they did an amazing job on this one i was surprised enough spfx latex and fake blood flys in this one. And a cool job not terrible acting for once. I was impressed.

Hellblock 13
(1999)

Debbie kills it ,fhis is indie horror
This was an amazing anthology. I normally dont like em but this one was great and gunner and debbie very cool stuff here needs to be seen. Check ot out

Psycho Sisters
(1998)

This makes top 10 ever shock o rama
I loved this the sisters are amazing. And really amazing actresses and the script this was one of the best the ever made.

Vampire Vixens
(2003)

Come on one of the classics.
This is one you need to see if you have seen the others you will love this one. Enjoy ,cheers

Bikini Girls on Dinosaur Planet
(2005)

One hella seduction film
Thos was one you qont forget soon check it out. Great line up. Misty and Tina amazing as always.

Shock-O-Rama
(2005)

This was amazing. Bitter sweet right ! ?
Tell you all roads were great and then we came on to an amazing END very funny how life imates art as art imates life. To see such a great film and to know how Misty was calling it quits. All the films they came from factory...days to shockorama ,video outlaw ,seduction. Was an amazing film. But ended a Alternative cinema era . Sad in retrospect So see this film to me wss one of the best . Cheers

SpiderBabe
(2003)

As always amazing
Alternative pits out yet another great hilarious entertaining film. Cheers collect them all i did. Cant go wrong.

Sinful
(2006)

Idk Misty im in ?
Seem some o dvd the reviews but hey it wasnt bad look at some of the total crap out there. And not then when filmed bit now !! Digital age and still some 200 dollar budget pieces of trash. Come on this was a good lil indie film. You walk in expecting an insane budget. Well your bad. All in all ot was a cool little indoe film. Cheers and to hell with the haters.

Chantal
(2007)

Was a good lil film
I liked thoa one and as always Erin Brown was good ,pretty good indie flick.

The Rage
(2007)

Great b comedy horror moster film.
I loved it, you like Erin & Misty stuff you will love her in it, a Great screen play. They knocked this one outta the ballpark. Check it out. Lotta cool spfx to keep a gorehound interested. And its pasted perfext not akotta drag like some b horror . Great story done very well.

Taeter City
(2012)

All hail necrostorm
This company has put out some of the best indie horror films in years. Tater city waa amazing scifi horror with tons of bizzare scenes also lots of blood. Story well done and rhe acting qas on point all in all a 7 in my book. A mist aee dor any true horror of scifi fan. Again not for the squeamish.

American Guinea Pig: The Song of Solomon
(2017)

This was amazing. A must see idie film
I loved this the fact you can say they crosswd the line in some parts is an understatement, now acting is an 8 maybe 9 out of 10. Spfx are practical spfx but are gone very well. Ill say steve Biro did an outstanding possession film better then some multi million dollar ones too. Could only imagine if steve had a million dollar budget it qould be amazing . But thos lives up to any and all possession films. Unearthed is really moving up the latter. Sacrafice qas great too.

Cannibals and Carpet Fitters
(2017)

Very cool Horror Comedy
I give it 7 only because its got good practical fx, but not as much as alot of films these days. In a world of Saw and walking dead we look for more as often as we can haha. This was a very well written film i loved the over baring mother and the wrong turn style of inbred sons , still wondering if mom cut there tounges out. Anyway as they state in the other reviews its a family that attacks 2 mini vans of carpet crews. Lol What id like to point out is the humor wasnt shawn of the dead crazy. A lil more mild and it had great suspense and the Monty python style humor. You'll find yourself yelling at the characters by the end. I sure as hell did. Also all the acting was very well done. All lines were quick delivers - all in all if it had a little more blood id give it an 8! Check this one out. Give it up for one hell of a film Director: James Bushe did one great job as did Richard Lee O'Donnell for the great screenplay. Cheers & kudos

Headless
(2015)

Amazing, this is a horror fans dream. Gore galore!
If your a horror , explotation or gorehound you shall all bask in the blood drenched gore filled ride this movie qas made after found. But expounds on the pure horror and what his brother does alone. Very dark veey gory you walk away. Literal mind blown. Or at leasted wow'd ... it was all i could talk about for a year after seeing it. One f my favorites of the last 5 to 10 years. And thats saying a mouth full i see tons of horror. Kudos. To one and all involved. Amazing jobs

Space Babes from Outer Space
(2017)

This was exactly what u came to see.
Very reminiscent of films like it from the 80s oh fred olan ray extra. This was alotta fun Ellie is really able to put herself into any role and sell it. I really enjiyed this lil indie scifi /comedy film. A tad of a step away from the directors Found and headless both great fulms ,seems the cast and filmakers can make all sides of the 8ndie spectrum shine. Keep em coming . Cheers

American Guinea Pig: Sacrifice
(2017)

Good stuff not best AGP but intense!
Very intense film lots of blood and great cinematography, the story seems or explains slow but you do get it by the end, so dont expect it to move as fast as the others. It takes its time but its worth the ride. Very cool film. Can wait for the 5 th installment

American Guinea Pig: The Song of Solomon
(2017)

This was amazing. A must see idie film
I loved this the fact you can say they crosswd the line in some parts is an understatement, now acting is an 8 maybe 9 out of 10. Spfx are practical spfx but are gone very well. Ill say steve Biro did an outstanding possession film better then some multi million dollar ones too. Could only imagine if steve had a million dollar budget it qould be amazing . But thos lives up to any and all possession films. Unearthed is really moving up the latter. Sacrafice qas great too.

Night of Something Strange
(2016)

This is an amazing indie horror
A must see any reviews are trolls . This had ok acting hey its a b flick. Lots of nudity. Some laughs good action but great spfx. This is the movie i wanna see when i spend 12 bucks. On what should be a gory horror , with a cool plot. This is a keeper watched it 3 times in the 1st week. Friends loved it too.

Camp Blood 4
(2016)

Horror rotten tomato
These films are just worse and worse. What a joke.

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