shmittyfro

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Reviews

Halloween Kills
(2021)

Rage inducingly bad
Haven't seen a movie that treats its audience like its this stupid in a very long time. I´m not kidding when I say this movie legit angered me, its like a condescending person talking to you in a baby voice while it hits with a bat. I guess it looks fine, but besides that there's honestly absolutely nothing even passable about this movie. The kills are bland, all the characters have the intelligence of a two year, the dialogues are bad, the metaphors are bad. Everything is just so utterly bad. I didn't find the first one from this reboot particularly good but at least it was watchable.

Desierto
(2015)

What is the directors intention?
Desierto is a movie that tries to tackle a very serious topic with a handful of caricatures and two very good actors which are lazily directed.

From a purely technical stance it tries to offer up some captivating shots during its first couple of minutes but it becomes quite clear as the movie progresses that Quaron does not know how to shoot a chase sequence, which this movie basically is. It's one big horror movie chase sequence that leaves a lot to desire in terms of dialog and pacing.

The most concerning thing is that one leaves the movie without knowing what the directors intentions were. Was it to shine a light on the topic? to make a polarizing movie? to get some sort of radical reaction from the viewer? to serve as a cautionary tale?

In any case, it ends up being a pretty tasteless and irresponsible treatment of a serious topic and it doesn't offer up anything else as a possible saving grace.

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