The_Techpriest

IMDb member since June 2016
    Lifetime Total
    25+
    IMDb Member
    7 years

Reviews

Red Rose
(2022)

... maybe it's cultural?
I was just amazed over how terribly illogical the characters choices and actions were but then I realized this was in Britain, and maybe it's just cultural stupidity. Then i hit episode 5 and realized that no, it's just bad. Which is a shame really, there's some okay (not good, but okay) ideas and some half decent scenes even.

This character limit is of course just to discourage negative reviews, on behest of the evil masterminds of the industry to drive up score for the ever worsening state of things that stick to 'THE MESSAGE'. Because negative reviews dont really need that many letters.

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The Guardians of Justice
(2022)

Catastrophic.
It could've been funny at the very least. But it just ends up feeling more like something of a high-school project. The overuse of weird animations that keeps bisecting every scene makes it a pain to watch.

Chad
(2021)

Dont. Just dont.
There's not even a trace of humor in this garbage. It is quite possibly the most unwatchable thing I have ever suffered through, ever.

How old is the actress trying to portray a little boy? Must be 40 something. Just awful. Your time is valuable, do not waste it on garbage like this.

Sacrifice
(2020)

Not great.
Could've been something to watch, but extremely bad acting from the main protagonist just ruins any chance at entertainment.

Scare Me
(2020)

Simply bad.
The whole movie you sort of just sit there, waiting for it to start. Then it drags on for an hour too long and suddenly it's over, leaving you wondering why the heck you didn't read some reviews first before wasting time on it.

Cast is okay. Camera work is passable. But the story is just... absolutely terrible.

The I-Land
(2019)

Just bad enough writing to make it hard to watch.
Acting aint too bad i guess, but the writing and characters makes it hard to watch. In fact, the characters are all so unlikeable even by design, that it's hard to watch the show.

And if you watched the trailer? Then the whole plot and everything is betrayed to you.

The Dead Don't Die
(2019)

Quite possibly the worst movie I have seen i in years.
Heaps of good actors, decent quality effects. Still, this movie cant get more than a 1 from me, it is simply so boring and horribly written that I cant even compare it to anything.

I did not even get one sensible chuckle out of it.

There's no character development what so ever. No one to like or dislike because no one has even an ounce of personality. And fourth wall breaking that adds nothing to the story at all. It's like all these actors got roped in to it somehow.

Wu Assassins
(2019)

It's not bad, not great.
The action is decent. Acting is decent. The CGI is not very good sadly, and they do a bit much of it.

But there is one thing that is absolutely abhorrent about this show, and that is the sound track. I've never bared witness to such terrible choice of music in a show, and normally I dont pay attention to the music much. Here though, it stands in such stark contrast to the theme of the show and scenes that it makes me frown every time.

Another Life
(2019)

One of the dumbest shows I've seen.
I tortured my self by watching two episodes of this absolute garbage show. As if they'd put the most incompetent people on the bloody planet in to the space ship that is meant to save Earth.

Whiny, absolutely moronic characters who think it's worth the 11% chance to kill everyone on board, to save a few months worth of travel. As if anyone with an IQ above 40 would reason "Hey, it's just 11% chance to doom the ship and possibly the planet".

The so called "science" in the show is just out the window as well.

The Campus
(2018)

Absolutely horrible.
I cant point out one single thing in this movie that wasn't terrible. Locations, acting, props, music, story. All of it just terrible.

I've seen better movies made for school projects than this. Not only is the movie bad in general, but it's also plain confusing to watch.

Dont waste your time and money people.

Maze Runner: The Death Cure
(2018)

One of the worst movies I've seen. And I've seen a lot.
This movie makes you feel like you have some sort of precognitive super powers as it is so incredibly predictable. It's like they tried to make a movie from all the bad parts of bad movies through out time and just sat there like a bunch of schmucks with big fat grins on their faces ".... we did great." If that had been the purpose, sure, then they did fantastically.

It was painful watching through this movie.

Half Magic
(2018)

One or two funny moments.
One or two funny moments. Otherwise it portrays women as utterly pathetic creatures, and no im not some internet SJW, infact, as far away from it as possible.

Day of the Dead: Bloodline
(2017)

Warning - Do not waste your time.
So this movie is about a super sex offender zombie. The acting and plot is just dead awful, no pun intended. There's no excuse for it what so ever, this is a disgrace.

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