wyowil

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Searching
(2018)

Hard Driving Drivle or Laptop Loser!
Great advertising training film for the tech-giants! Microsoft, Apple and all of the Great Social Media playgrounds.! A real Techno-Litterbox Wasteland. Don't look for a plot and Don't watch for talent... it has none! This movie is a lot like rice cakes. Stale. Dry. Flavorless. Save you time for something more fun...anything will be!

Cellular
(2004)

Jason Statham...Your First Clue.
Action, Acting and A Plot. This is a good movie. Not a great one but it'll hold your interest right through to the end for sure. The characters are believable and the pace is quick. Double up on the popcorn at the beginning so you won't have to stop watching. Enjoy the storyline and watch for humor breaks!

Designated Survivor
(2016)

The ghost of Jack Bauer ... YIKES!
S. L. O. W. as molasses in January! 24 all over again OMG! Reffer Sutherland TRIES SO HARD...bless his little talent-free heart! Stiff. Starched. Unrehearsed. Unreal scenarios. Daytime soaps look great next to this tripe. Did I mention "stiff"? Don't waste your life on this trough of slop.

Bird Box
(2018)

Attention Audience: Man Your Blindfolds!
Keep them up! Block out all sight of this film. If you have ear plugs - stick them in! Better yet, avoid this pathetic pile of digital doo all together! So far beneath Sandra Bullock's ability she must have been threatened if she didn't agree to do it. The greats of horror, the masters of terror and the giants of drama all rolled over in their graves. Take the kids to Chuck E Cheese! Walk the dog....walk grandma. Go fly a kite! Save two hours of your life! Don't bother with this stinker!

The Mule
(2018)

Watch it! Live it!
Eastwood proves it again! Acting is an art form, a talent and a passion. An actor leaves you with something to think about, to focus on. Good movies & stage productions should do the same thing!... DON'T miss The Mule!

The Christmas Chronicles
(2018)

A New Christmas Classic Has Arrived!
This one is SOLID gold friends! Step aside 'Wonderful Life', back off 'Grinch' - there's a new classic in town! This one is well written, graphically amazing, humorously presented and bound to last for years to come! Kurt Russell is a genius! The Perfect Santa! Put the kids next to grandma on the sofa and pour them all a round of cocoa! Don't miss this movie this year.....next year.....every year! Believe.

Seven Pounds
(2008)

Amazingly Intriguing!
Absolutely spellbinding. Will Smith proves himself to be top shelf yet again. Watch This Movie!

The Hurricane Heist
(2018)

Yep! That's the way the wind blows!
In the image of Sharknado....flying trucks and pathetic acting. The story is compelling. Could have been a winner. A real action adventure! BUT...Sorry...Not this time! Save your popcorn and don't bother with this dead fish.

Widows
(2018)

Intriguing Plot? Yes but...
Every actor in this film plays their part wonderfully but the way their parts are woven, presented and delivered to the audience is choppy, slow and in many cases, fractured. I think the director may have stretched his artistic license a little too far. In the end, it's a satisfactory drama. Could it have been layed out a little better? I believe so.

The Shape of Water
(2017)

Great makeup
The fish-man's Halloween costume was superb. The movie was a bad dream. Start to finish. Don't bother.

The Debt Collector
(2018)

Fails Happen!
Took off from the start looking like it would fill the entertainment void....but then.....BAM!! Outhouse Cinema drops it right down the hole. Don't bother.

Moby Dick
(2011)

H.Melville 100 - This movie 1
One of the greatest books in history and one of the poorest adaptations....ever. Don't bother.

Sr. Pig
(2016)

Whisky Tango Foxtrot!!
May be the worst friggin flick EVER made... keeping with the Mexican tradition of quality on a shoestring budget.

Red Sparrow
(2018)

Pathetic Productions Presents:
The worst film of the year.... Sorry, but it's true! I can't believe I sat through through the whole movie.

Unthinkable
(2010)

An unearthing of suppressed emotions
This movie will have people screaming at the screen: Many will scream to the right of it and the rest will scream to the left. There is no middle ground on the subject. The fact that some enemies have no moral compass makes it difficult to justify our own. Watching, hearing and feeling this film is still no representation of the real battles taking place in the world. Evil exists. How would you deal with it? It the conflict hits your home how far are you willing to go to repel it?

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