Teenage boys never had it so good! This movie is one of my personal all time favs! I've loved it ever since my buddies and I, fresh from playing Dungeons and Dragons back in the early eighties, convinced a friend's parent to rent it for us from the video store! This movie ROCKS! It's got blood, guts, orgies, philosophy, and SEX! Sure, it's a bit ham-fisted at points, but what the heck, it's SUPPOSED to be hamfisted! It's about a BARBARIAN, fer cryin' out loud! Despite the low-brow appeal, much of this film is still artfully done. I particularly enjoy the pacing of the scene where Conan and his comrades kill the giant snake in the temple. The eye of the snake as it slowly awakens, set to the haunting temple music, still haunts me to this day! Lots of people talk trash about Arnold, but honestly, he was perfect for this role. His accent only adds to the barbaric qualities of our protag, Conan! James Earl Jones as Thulsa Doom is NOT TO BE MISSED! Those of the hippie persuasion be warned! This movie was partially written by Oliver Stone, and he lays waste to the hippie myth! Thulsa Doom's followers are the naive and foolish flower children, many of them sons and daughters of the nobility, who have been tricked into believing in 'nothingness.' One might make the case that this film inaugurated the backlash against the sixties, arriving as it does on the cusp of the eighties and the Reagan era! The excesses of the sixties become the fodder for our ridicule in this 'little gem' of a film...
The cannibalistic orgy rites of the cultists will particularly shock (or titillate) the uninitiated! Sensitive (read 'homosexual') cultists are also thrashed (actually beaten) by Mr. Conan, so be warned -- this is not a film for the politically correct or faint-of-heart...
If you are into swords and sorcery, I heartily recommend this film! If you are into high-brow social commentary, you might be offended, so don't bother!