Shockingly Bad Wow, where to begin...
A truly awful script, with dialogue that must, surely have been written by a young child. People just don't talk, or behave like this, except possibly in low-end pornos. If that were not enough, the editing is shocking: Long lingering shots of various oceans, lakes and water features make me suspect the editor is a nostalgic sailor. Then there is the use of just about every clichè in the book. You really don't need to see this movie - you've already seen it, but better versions of it. If it has one saving grace (see what I did there?) it is that everyone in your lounge will look at each other periodically in confusion and say "What???" which is actually a bonding experience. If you do choose to watch it, do so quite drunk and maybe you can interpret this rambling mess as some kind of twisted black comedy. If so, I wish you good luck.