chrisminutolo

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Lights Out with David Spade
(2019)

Snooze fest!
Spade just sounds dull. I don't know if that's his brand or not. I kept checking the time, waiting for an episode to end. I don't normally do that. I'll sit through any piece of trash, but this is a whole new bag.

Living with Yourself: The Best You Can Be
(2019)
Episode 1, Season 1

My brain hurts... in a good way?
I don't even know, man. My brain went completely numb. It's a simple premise and it's engaging enough for a show about Rudd and a clone. Go watch it or something.

Fred: The Movie
(2010)

SCREEEEEEEEEEEE
OH MY GAMMIT!! This is some dumb chiz. Peak trash.

Only in 2010 could you ever make such a trainwreck of a product. This shouldn't even be a thing, but apparently screeching tweens were a thing for a while. So glad this franchise is dead.

Incredible Crew
(2012)

Not THAT incredible.
I still kinda like "Running Errands with my Mom" for some reason.

YO, YOU MAD TRIPPIN LINDA! YOUR SHOES DON'T MATCH YOUR PURSE!!!

other than that, traaaash.

The 50 Worst Movies Ever Made
(2004)

How is this worse than the movies on this list?
This abomination of a list makes WatchMojo look like Siskel and Ebert. The announcer is clearly being overly ecstatic and it's horrifyingly bad. Trash.

Studio C
(2012)

SNL for the whole family
Like SNL, this is a sketch show. Although, there's no swearing whatsoever. If your kid wants to watch sketch comedy, show him/her/other stuff like that. It's a simple and wholesome show with funny jokes that'll please your child's sense of humor.

Scooby-Doo and Guess Who?: Attack of the Weird Al-osaurus!
(2019)
Episode 10, Season 1

Wholesome and weird... like the man himself
One of the better episodes in the show. If you're an Al-Head or a Scooby-Doo fan, this is perfect. Every joke lands and Yankovic's charm shines bright. He does overdo the accordion schtick, though. I think that's just part of the fun.

Scooby-Doo and Guess Who?: When Urkel-Bots Go Bad!
(2019)
Episode 8, Season 1

Sad.
This is just sad. I felt bad for Jaleel White. All he has is Urkel and Sonic. This was a decent episode, but Urkel is pretty much the only thing he's known for.

Spookley the Square Pumpkin
(2005)

Simple premise, catchy songs, big message
This is actually a tradition in my house. I watch it every Halloween. Highly recommend it to any family who wants a good laugh as well as a message about how you shouldn't judge somebody based on their looks.

Documentary Now!: Original Cast Album: Co-Op
(2019)
Episode 3, Season 3

Killed it!
Had me laughing my ass off! Highly recommend this gem.

Daft Punk: The Prime Time of Your Life
(2006)

BEWARE: GRAPHIC IMAGES
This is a thing. This is a music video that exists. This is one of the scariest music videos I have ever seen. Daft. Fricking. Punk.

Wow.

10 Minute Power Hour
(2018)

are we rolling?
Hey. Ummm. I have no idea how I should describe this... It's amazing. Beautiful.

All Grown Up!: Interview with a Campfire: Part 1
(2004)
Episode 14, Season 1

Quinton...
Watch the review of this on Quinton Reviews. Funny as hell. He summed up the bad perfectly!!

Adam Ruins Everything
(2015)

I'll just watch the endless Impractical Jokers marathon instead
Has TruTV always been this pandering? It's fine... I guess? It's just 30 minutes of a nerd being a nerd. This is Tumblr: The Show. Pointless and never-ending "woke" statements about everyday things. This show makes Sal the biggest loser.

Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy: Fred Flintstone Takes a Sh1t
(2009)
Episode 8, Season 2

Is this comedy?
Do you think a minute of a still frame of a stall with loud, ripping sounds of Fred Flintstone taking a dump (or the scripts for the next season of Family Guy) is funny? No???

SOMEBODY TELL HIM.

This isn't even considered a spoiler. Look at the title. It's obvious.

The Happytime Murders
(2018)

C is for Crappy
This was a horrible experience. I like shock humor as much as the next guy, but holy crap this sucks! "It's funny cuz a muppet swore!!"

So?

That doesn't make it funny. It just makes it verrrry pandering to the gullible Seth Rogen-esque audience. There's nothing funny about this "audiovisual experiment." I can't even call this a movie.

SpongeBob SquarePants: The Secret Box/Band Geeks
(2001)
Episode 15, Season 2

A legendary episode. One for the ages.
The Secret Box: Funny... I guess. SB is funny enough to carry out the episode. Patrick is his naive self, oblivious to the maniacal chaos he's putting into Spongebob's head. It's ok.

Band Geeks: Quite possibly the best episode if any show I have ever seen. Every joke is pure gold. A battlefield of comedy, with every punchline a bomb... from which you die of laughter. An episode for all ages. Anyone at any age should watch this masterpiece AT LEAST once.

TL;DR - Secret Box is aight. Band Geeks is a must-watch.

SpongeBob SquarePants: My Leg!/Ink Lemonade
(2018)
Episode 16, Season 11

My Leg is great, buuuuttt........
Ink Lemonade is just the worst episode of any show I have ever seen. Skip it... but watch My Leg. It's a cute, spin-off episode of Fred (the "My Leg" guy) and it's visually stunning.

iCarly: iScream on Halloween
(2007)
Episode 7, Season 1

Weird... just weird.
How does this damn old lady play in every kids' TV Halloween special?!

The Good Place
(2016)

Forking amazing!
Very clever use of the whole "heaven-and-hell" concept. There were a fork-ton of plot twists. Thankfully, it's on Netflix (in the US, if you're wondering) which makes it easier to binge. Highly recommend it.

The Skateboard Kid
(1993)

RUMMAGE TIME!!!!
Awful and slow. This is the 90s summed up in one movie.

Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy: A Dog on the $25,000 Pyramid
(2008)
Episode 2, Season 1

Pointless.
I got nothing. Absolutely nothing. Zero things. Nope.

Fergie: M.I.L.F. $
(2016)

Song is trash, but that's not important.
You see the cover of this video? You really think that you care about the music?!

The Angry Video Game Nerd: Hong Kong 97
(2015)
Episode 1, Season 9

The most random episode yet
If you're prone to getting songs stuck in your head, skip this episode. 5 seconds of a song are looped until the end.

The Problem Solverz
(2011)

OW.
If you're prone to have seizures, don't even bother. You're not missing anything... just flashing lights for 10 minutes straight.

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